Whom is this guy and why did he EAT Tim Roth?

My God, these were so stupid. I worked several years in an upholstery shop and we used to repair these things. It’s a fiberglass shell wrapped in canvas that the automakers glue to your roof with giant gobs of silicone supplemented by hideous rivets everywhere. I guess the idea was to make your car look like a…

Dear DaimlerChrysler, could you atleast having given your truck the same rubber nose as the old Roadrunner Superbird to round out the ridiculousness? For reference:

50 years ago or 75 years ago we wouldn’t care. It was hand-to-hand combat.

Seriously. I mean I knew that those new HD cameras give you all the details but....wow!

Gawker! Why do you have stacks upon stacks of Hamburger patties?? This the new currency we’ve been hearing about? I knew bitcoin wouldn’t last but this is ridonkalous.

Awesome! I look forward to playing the Playstation 4 Kojima Productions exclusive....Battle Gear Solid: The Adventures of Solid Serpent! I hope they have DLC that lets us play as Huge Manager, Uzi Leopard, or Ghillie Suit Coyot’!! Let’s just hope that annoying androgynous ninja...Braiyen...is not in it.

Yep. Don’t really care if a Half Life 3 comes out. I mean, I have the Orange Box that has all the Half-Life episodes and I played it and it was cool but I’m done with it and moved on to other stuff.

If they’re in their 20s are they still technically “Teens”? My guess is.....No.

2123 release date? Cool! It’ll launch with the PS67 console! I’m putting down my pre-order deposit today so that my great great grand kids can be the first ones in line to get the game at the Best Buy in Neo-Tokyo on Space Colony 12.

Looks amazing but that video...ugh...I wouldn’t want that guy being my getaway driver in a heist...

If I could give you a whole bag of stars, I would.

Because what we need are a bunch of cops with the Rambo mentality carrying concealed firearms while off duty and locked in a stadium with thousands of people, some of whom may drink alcohol and possibly get rowdy.

So because she’s a pornstar who gets paid to have sex, she can’t be raped. That’s basically what you’re saying. Whether she gets paid or not, whether she’ a “total virgin” or not, rape is rape. If she says “no” and doesn’t want to have sex with him, but he forcefully has sex with her anyway. She’s a victim and by…

She needs some psychological intervention ASAP.

My best friend is a pornstar/fetish model and when I used to accompany her to photo shoots as a body guard, you’d be surprised how many creepy “photographers” were obsessed with trying to find out what her real name is or thinking that they had a shot at getting into a relationship with her. I can’t tell you how many…

Here! Here! Let’s find some (black) male feminists to replace them.

Have you been raped? Do you know what women go through in the aftermath of rape? Do tell. Brave indeed.

Can James Deen and Bill Cosby do an old school buddy cop movie pretty please? Or atleast a sitcom in which they’re both registered sex offenders forced to live together as roommates? Charlie Sheen could be their neighbor.

Wasn’t Donkey Sauce the name of the fact kid on Salute Your Shorts?