You greatly under-estimate his capacity for bullshit.

Bless your heart for thinking this’ll make even a slight bit of difference to his base.

The state I’m in has an animal abuse hotline you can call. Try Googling it to see if there is one where you are. You can fill out what you know and they will investigate.

Right? Who dates Mariah Carey and expects her to be anything other than Head Diva In Charge?

However, a source near to Packer denies these allegations, asserting that Packer severed his tie with Carey because she is “a diva.”

Of all the reasons to break up with someone (excluding things that are illegal), ‘because they are involved in scientology or listen to those who are’ is a pretty unimpeachable one.

The $50 million inconvenice fee! Yassssss QUEEN!

Alex from Clockwork Orange; trying to put the makeup on him!!!

Our lil Daphne loves her Scooby-Doo.

Trying pose my son in his first Halloween costume, and he was not happy. That it is out of focus, makes this photo even better. I call this his dejected pumpkin costume.

Reverse mermaid

Of course it’s fucked up.

We can still act holier than thou.

WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AND PUT IT IN WRITING.

Anda: If she’s not interested, I want to understand why; it won’t hurt my feelings.

Barely getting out of being irrationally cuffed for protecting someone from sexual assault because someone sane happened to show up is a step up. This is a thought that nobody should still have to be having.

Counterpoint: “sexy puritan” is a good and hilarious costume. (But honestly, I think you have to be living under a rock to have somehow missed the memo that dressing up as a fucking caricature of a Native American isn’t okay.)

This comment is bad.

She looks professionally dead inside

If you give a douche some power. He’ll want fame to go with it.
When he has fame he’ll decide he needs some nicer clothes.
You’ll have to take him to 5th avenue. While there he’ll decide he’s hungry and want you to take him to The Modern. He’ll probably meet some friends along the way and you’ll have buy them lunch also.