Fantasy, but she’s got time to pick up where she left off 9-ish years ago.

They don’t live with your brain, and they have no right to judge. Fuck ‘em all. Mine runs at 60mph nonstop without medication. That’s 60 moods per hour. It’s not fun. Couldn’t live with myself, and people couldn’t live with me. I’m feeling MUCH better now.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

So...you’re a Caleb, I take it?

He was so generous with his advice and time for a nobody. All the Phil Collins hate in these comments confused me. But I don’t know too much about his politics so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can we talk about the name Caleb? Never in my life have I met a Caleb who was not insufferable.

that was such a darling episode

Legendry. No A.

Your organization’s acronym is “CAWK.” Nice work.

We are all Jake Miller.

Who would have thought that People would not only be a source of legitimate journalism but would have an actual effect in this year’s election? 2016 is full of surprises.

OK, 10 million points to Hufflepuff!

...file a lawsuit against porn workers deemed to be in violation of it, requiring their real names and addresses to become part of the public record.

I can only speak for myself. As a working actress in Hollywood, it’s inescapable. I can do my best to turn down work from people who I’ve heard to be garbage human beings, but speaking out is virtually impossible. Not only would it destroy my career, but it puts myself and my loved ones in danger. People in the…

this is very beside the point but

For the last time, Toby Maguire didn’t play Sauron. Geez!

all of that sweet lord of the rings money will help console him, of that i have no doubt.

1. Tobey maguire was married?

This rings true to me. I work with a lot of military people. One of them is great: kind, generous, funny. But also a fundamentalist, really really right wing, somewhat in to conspiracy theories. I refuse to bring up politics because some things you can’t unlearn.

Like a dolls eyezzz.