Here’s some skymiles! You can fly from Des Moines to Topeka on us.

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

I too like to announce my stalkerish wedding plans to a strange teenagers since they are known collectively as gentle and caring listeners.

Bill Clinton is definitely inappropriate toward women and guilty of work place harassment. He also was prosecuted and investigated for this behavior. When Donald has like wise received a full investigation and prosecution that is made available to the media we can then make comparisons to Clinton.

Before we met, my husband ended up in the ER with a tonsil so swollen it was blocking his airway. It was full of pus and they had to cut it open and drain it. Afterwards, he had to keep a cup with him to spit into. So gross! So glad it was before my time.

Omg the rat thing... I am dying rn.

I was looking for a specific picture and googled “President Obama embracing.” I miss him already.

All more years! All more years!

And now, your Friday feels:

Needs more Live, Laugh, Love

That’s for fucking sure. Could there be anyone more clueless than a Stein voter? They’re so enamored with their own delicate selves they have absolutely no space to consider anyone else. I mean, seriously? The fact they can say “Trump and Clinton are exactly alike!” shows they have given precisely zero thought to the…

I’m glad she’s willing to take a stand against Trump and I’ve been delighted in her pushback against the establishment’s recent (constant?) Trump Apologia tour, and I get “anybody but Trump” and I’m glad some die-hard, higher profile Republicans are actually taking this option and actually talking about it, but...

Girl, it’s not a Grammy, you can’t just dedicate it to your momma.

Melania’s shade is probably owed to her stylist. That shirt also looks like it was marketed as 70/early 80’s because isn’t that style from around that time period?

Are lesbians into this? Are women attracted to men?

now now. the article just says “sexual assault”. not rape. be easy on the guy.

Yeah. I actually have been just sitting here with fingers hovering over my keyboard, wondering when I stopped finding the GOP’s meltdown funny.

“If Billy had been passive or responded ‘Shut the f— up’ to Trump, Billy would have been out of a job the next day.”

Failing up is a Bush talent. They’re damn-near savant about it.

Calm down there, Satan.