At first I was like “haha! fuck you, bitch!” when I read that, but then I remembered....it’s true.

Are those star stickers on her boob?!?! Hilarious

IDK man I’m often a sour sarah but I like this A LOT. Maybe the menz will act right if ladies just fall for each other instead of fighting for dudes? hahaha. no. Menz will never act right.

Just once I’d like to see someone actually express a unique and original thought prefaced by the “am I the only one” sentiment

YES! It’s almost as if there’s this one-upsmanship thing going on with “who has the most racist acquaintance/family member.” Am I supposed to be sympathetic when people talk about all the racist shit their old high school friends are posting on social media? Delete their asses! Speak up for what’s right! Even if it…

Considering she’s a woman who’s been famous for more than a year, there’s no way that expressing dislike of her could be unpopular.

His hair is a cascading fountain of wan pigment and greasy privilege.

Vampire Exeter Prep probably did, but I don’t think the Trump Doctrine entails actually working hard and playing by the rules.

I got mad about this one! It’s a significant word to omit from that sentence. Sure, everyone makes mistakes, but that’s why copyeditors exist.

He’s just going to get on his hog and ride, man.

I apologize for being unclear: where the hell is this “random data fact” coming from - “They” is not a very detailed description of your source.

The “they” seems particularly important in this case - 45% seems awfully high. Maybe 45% of all of Trump’s supporters feel that way, but I don’t believe that 45% of the entire US feels that way.

I agree with that in general, but I think Gaga’s point is not that simply playing an instrument makes her better but that the way she performs is by its very nature different than the way Madonna performs. IDK I think people are seeing this as more of a burn than it actually is (regardless of what Gaga’s intentions…

Madonna is honestly so embarrassing. If I did that and people cheered I’d probably collapse under the weight of knowledge that my life is a lie.

OMG NO WAY

Right, but I’m specifically asking about his use of the words “magnificently formed hands” or whatever it was. Is he aware that his tiny hands are a meme and was riffing on that, or is he so insecure he has to describe his hands as “magnificent” whenever he discusses them?

Was the “magnificently formed hands” bit a joke on the whole “Donald Trump has tiny hands” thing or was he sincere? It is genuinely impossible to tell with him.

lol

Gabby’s tweet made me cry. I’ve spent the majority of my post-noon day crying so maybe it’s just inertia, but she’s so damn beautiful, her sentiment is beautiful and I love the combination of those three poses on that poster.

That seems extremely plausible. I wouldn’t be surprised if they want their privacy. But I could see president obama doing something more wide reaching than law prof. that seems more like a retirement gig for a former federal executive.