disagree. look at the city’s growth. it’s not smooth and steady. post-2010 is a huge spike. i remember seeing the first of the condo influx in 2006 and snort-laughing because i couldn’t imagine who actually had money to buy those things. i’m not saying portlandia is THE CAUSE i’m just saying it’s one of several…

thousands of children who honestly should probably be playing outside and reading books

When I was recovering from surgery I fell down a youtube rabbit hole and watched a bunch of her videos. Her Miranda character is actually pretty funny. But there was always something fundamentally performative about their relationship. To the point that this seems like a stunt. But also, she talked about the fact that…

I don’t know how you got that from what I said but I was making a facetious connection between the two women’s intentions.

I was being facetious

Yeah and that Playboy model chick who posted a naked photo of a complete stranger was also talking about how she wanted more out of the performance.

I think it’s hilarious sometimes how you can tell when a celebrity has broken up with a boyfriend/girlfriend because suddenly this person isn’t in all their posts. Sometimes it just fades out and sometimes it’s sudden, but you can always tell. I don’t have any social media friends that I know personally who do that…

Yeah I mean I’ve been on board thinking it was sweet but damn girl at a certain point it becomes bragging. “How you ever accepted anything less” is that there are few men out there who are actually nice to women. Most people have to choose between putting up with bad treatment or being alone. I am happy when people…

I watched blacksploitation movies! I’m totally down for the cause or whatever! I just like don’t really see why I can’t only tell stories about white people right lol

Think of all the Starbucks you can buy with $7m! You’re sooo lucky omg.

This post is full of things I hate, so I love it.
Liking coffee isn’t the same thing as having a personality, guys. It just isn’t.

I’m suddenly feeling very sorry for Tom Hiddleston. Dude’s such a rube.

These gals aside...Fuck Portlandia.

I want really badly to like Miley almost solely because so many people dislike her but no. She is actually very insufferable.

does it work for you too, at least? or will i get hella laid over there even if i look terrible just because of my voice? if NO ONE but the dudes benefit from this, that’ll be...typical.

I find some Northern English accents way sexy, I admit. But that alone isn’t enough.

People are so fucking gullible. The thing I don’t get, too, is that even ‘merica fuck yeah types who hate that European socialism typically buy into that whole “the british are fancy” thing even though that’s a country where public drunkenness is such a thing that they have I think at least five versions of Jersey…

lol is he filming a movie here or just being a living vessel for secondhand embarrassment

Awww, that’s so sweet/sad. But also maybe that just means he’ll have to wait longer but will ultimately find his true love! I am suddenly very invested in this.

Yep. A friend asked me to watch it with her recently because she thought it would be funny to hear me make fun of it but it actually ended up being too dark. That particular plotline was a big part of the darkness, partially because it rang so true and mostly because it was repugnant to see a dude be like “hahaha…