2 carats?!?! jesus

60/40 is not “badly” - anyone still being smug and glib about his assured loss needs to get real. Remember 2000? And 2004? He has been getting closer over the past two weeks, the gap has been closing in rapidly. I don’t want to see people acting like they’re convinced he’s going to lose. It’s not a given. He shouldn’t…

Source? 538's aggregate says 60/40

You think he will lose? Please talk to me about that. I am so desperate to hear from someone who’s still confident that the worst will not happen.

How did Hilary lose her huge lead? HOW? I cannot believe this dude is within reach of winning.

I can’t understand it. I really can’t. How do people like this keep getting ahead? There are people who are both deplorable and intelligent. Why can’t they get a voice? That seems like it shouldn’t be too much to ask.

Nope. I spent the past couple of years violently fighting my way out of extremely deep, dark depression...feels like wasted effort.

As far as I remember there was some publicist-confirmed item about them dating. I remember because I have a weird boner for Ben Schwartz and I felt happy for him.

People who find the French sophisticated have never spent much time in France. As with any fucking where else on earth, there are French rednecks and hooligans. I always find the American glamorization of France and Italy kind of hilarious given how many backwards-ass people live in both countries.

After what my doctor friends have told me about placenta (one had a particularly vivid sensory explanation after he finished his OB/GYN rotation), I truly do not understand what could possibly drive a person to eat a part of their own body unless it was absolutely necessary for survival. There is no proven benefit to…

Oh my fucking god. He’s going to win, isn’t he?

Gina is talking about Jean-Ralphio in her #reallove tweets, FYI.

I had a fibroid that was so large it made my uterus swell to the size of a cantaloupe and even then it was really only an issue for me once a month (until the last three months or so, but even then it was only unbearable when I was actively bleeding because as it turns out it hurts even more when your uterus tries to…

For some reason, this is terrifying me more than anything else Trump has said during the campaign. It somehow seems like the most realistic thing he could actually get done? Appointing completely unqualified white dudebro oligarchs to the Supreme Court with a conservative congress... christ.

Are you sure? I really want you to tell me more about how I suck as a person. Please. You’re an important person in this world who has a word-a-day calendar and a sense of purpose. We need more of you.

IDK why he doesn’t strike you as fame thirsty, cause dude seems all shades of sweaty desperate to me. He seems to enjoy the attention he gets from his nerdy fans more than anyone else of his ilk. Benedict Cumberbatch, for example, seems to actively kind of despise his fans, while people like Chris Hemsworth are…

Not so sure that’s the case, sweetie.

Oh yeah, that was always my favorite thing about the south. Once, in Greenville SC, I saw a truck with one of those flagpoles that had the American flag on top, the Confederate on the bottom. Front license plate was a crying eagle over an american flag with a “General Lee Surrendered, I didn’t” license plate holder.…

I’ve always had concerns about, shall we say, Gaga’s level of taste. It seems to be lower than she sometimes actually manages to land with certain singles. She seems to just lack an aesthetic refinement that would back up her pretensions. This just confirms it. Disappointing.

Yup, it’s terrible. I was not so much a teacher as a daycare worker, which didn’t bother me much. I like young kids a lot, they’re either all sweet or all evil, which makes them easy to deal with. The bad part was the parents, who seemed annoyed when I told them their toddlers weren’t making much progress. They LIVED…