I don’t think Madewell and ASOS are quite on par with this shit. Plus the presentation is different. Capitalism gonna ism - I can get behind the critique of “celebrities” using social media to hawk bullshit like laxative tea and basic bitch sunglasses, even if it is coming from a business that has the temerity to run…

She’s styled it all wrong, and I don’t think it was a good choice for a seated event, but there’s a pic on her instagram of her wearing it with less jewelry while standing up and it looks pretty good.

I do not understand how taking pot shots at other people in order to build yourself up and attempt to signal your own primacy is in any way consistent with genuine confidence, but I am glad you are satisfied with your life. That is always nice to hear.

Love when people are just so smart that they say something no one has thought of before. I know that I feel at my most clever when I am needlessly contrarian and void of empathy. It’s how smart people are.

Who’s going to be the first to suggest that it’s OK because they’re within their rights to do this?

Everyone dies. When someone I liked dies - especially someone I didn’t know, such as a pop-culture “hero” - I just get to remember why I’m glad they existed in the first place. At least as an adult I’m better emotionally equipped to deal with inevitable, painful realities like death.

“I do know what motivates other people for the most part”

One of the many reasons I enjoy being an adult: I can watch the same cartoons I liked as a kid, which makes me feel warm and nostalgic (something I didn’t feel while I was experiencing it for the first time), plus I can be high while doing it, which I couldn’t do as a kid. CHECKMATE, CHILDREN.

But of course! No better way to cope with feminine hysteria than being shut up in a room with maddeningly hideous wallpaper.

IDK, I think that’s actually pretty cute. Wouldn’t want it near my vaj after a cat’s paws have been on it tho.

Law enforcement remains completely fucking useless. Her blood is absolutely on the local cops’ hands.

=( what an abusive shitheel

Right? And then he’s like “ummm so remember that hat thing? Yeah well god also told me I need another wife. You’re cool with that, right?”

Oh yes. It is quite something. Those guys’ fascination with Mormons is strange but delightful. “Book of Mormon” lived up to the hype for me, too.

That’s a sick burn, but I’m here to say: I would.

June was so perfect on that show omg

lol

At this point I think the creative, edgy thing would be to do a Victorian style photoshoot in which a pregnant lady is kept hidden away in an attic bedroom to save everyone from knowing she did the sex. They should somehow feature the baby’s father calmly sipping a glass of claret in the parlour, not missing his…

She was really young... but seriously congrats for never having made any mega dating mistakes in your youth. Genuinely wish I could say the same.

Yeah that is actually 100% my ideal date. Someone needs to do that for me RIGHT NOW.