I think I sprained my cringe muscles. Vanessa...please. Please stop.

“but I still like him better than actors in movies” Y. I. K. E. S.

Yeah of all the things I don’t get about the enthusiasm for that show, Jess is at the top of the list. He was like OBJECTIVELY terrible.

“In any state, my wife, you arouse me”

Also this song is definitely not “a banger” - Rick Ross is better at killing people with his car than he is at rapping.

Jared Leto is so embarrassing. I wonder if he knows how embarrassing he is.

consider first whether “karate kid” is mildly racist

If I still had a uterus, I’d still be on the lookout for an IUD. There are dozens of them in existence and in use in Europe etc, but the FDA has only approved two. My uterus (RIP, gurl) was too small both of them. Or maybe that tumor was in the way when the measured it that one time. IDK.

disagree

Being an entitled little shit is always in style, darling.

To paraphrase Jack Donaghy: billionaire 70 is normal person 45

I agree that it is terrible, unconscionable that what is supposedly the #1 best most freedomy place of all time has such contempt for its own citizens. That people here are so selfish they can’t fathom the idea of paying taxes for public benefit.

I actually genuinely want to be a ghostwriter. I wonder how one gets into that line of work? Publishing contacts would obviously be necessary, but do writer’s agents represent them or something?

Me funny.

I had all the Jimmy Buffet I can handle for a lifetime as a child. My family had dealings in both Florida and sailing when I was a kid. Apparently Jimmy Buffet himself bought a boat from my grandfather or some shit. I’m generally not into music that isn’t atonal and sad, though. The Buff man makes too many sunshiny…

Didn’t we hope that in 08? America is too concerned with the status quo to make any major changes like that.

Parrotheads strike me as generally too suburban and conservative to be potheads? Booze is usually the drug of choice for those types in my experience. IDK though I’m a regular weed smoker and I sometimes give my fellow hobbyists way too much credit.

Of all the things 30 Rock took on during its run, the Parrothead satire was among the most cutting

Thanks =D

He tweeted it accidentally I think and it was posted on a gossip blog/community that I used to read. Didn’t even have the chance to look away.