I’m sorry for whatever happened to you that made you so sour and eager to revel in the misfortunes of others.

I don’t root for Lindsay Lohan, and in the past (http://jezebel.com/283155/lindsay…) I’ve enjoyed her misfortune, but not anymore.

Yeah I am a big fan of free stuff and I have been known to pull movies and TV shows from torrent sites for free, but this kind of entertainment legitimately costs money to make. I don’t really see what the fuss is about w/r/t the quality of free content on youtube. At least we get that.

Why though. She’s always been a shitheel who periodically displays her racism and inability to treat other people well

She’s at least drinking a lot. Why else would she need to be drinking water in order to bring her fiance home?

Jeez what is wrong with those people in that crowd that they found “autism” and “down syndrome” such hilarious sick burns?

Probably. I would google it - there’s always answers out there on the googs.

Sweet fancy moses.

Cargo shorts are the opposite of female Viagra.

Wasn’t he with a girlfriend when he met Gaga on the set of whatever video that was they did together? Dude has a specific way of doing things, apparently.

I love how those socially stunted dweebs act like it’s a bad thing to want to be nice to different kinds of people. It’s almost cartoonish how little they see themselves.

I second quitting facebook. So many of their policies are antithetical to what people here typically support. I’ve seen them go after trans people to force them to change their display names to what’s on their government ID. The level of control facebook exerts over its users is insane. It’s supposed to be a fun…

Excellent work with the fast/furious goop connection. This is what investigative journalism is all about.

I glare at smilers and ask people to leave me alone when they say stuff to me. They usually look taken aback and maybe I am being a jerk but to me, being stared at and set apart for special encouragement is just another way of saying “well look at that fat fatty over there being fat” - I want to be treated like a…

Yeah even though I CANNOT STAND the sympathetic “you go girl” type smiles I get from thin people in the gym, I will take that any day over the week over this kind of cruelty. I wish I could be invisible in public.

I have a lot of horrible things to say about Dani, including commentary on her physical appearance that would probably get at stuff that bothers her. But I keep those thoughts to myself because I understand the difference between public and private, and I know that I can be justifiably criticized for what I do in…

Aw, I’m sorry your family (or just your uncle, sorry for lumping them all in there) are dicks. I handled the family nosiness situation by oversharing anytime I did have a boyfriend. Now, no one in my family asks because they don’t want to know.

It is actually absolutely insufferable. I want to reclaim the 5 minutes I spent reading it.

That Winona Ryder headline made me smile. I FEEL YOU, GIRL.

eh, the article is vapid, but I don’t expect better from Anna Wintour’s Vogue. And she made a major professional accomplishment, she’s proud of herself. I can’t really begrudge her that.