Yikes.

Good thing we all speak English around here. English, the language of the least murderous and violently opportunist societies of all time!

What is ironic about this? I am genuinely curious to know what you see as ironic here.

What irony?

Yikes, Tyra. I guess the nice thing I can say is that I admire her confidence?

The use of “civilian” in this context makes me want to vomit cascades of blood

No, this crime was committed by humans. Monsters don’t exist.

I can’t decide whether I’m envious of or feel sorry for people like Ivanka who obviously love their fathers even though that father is a horrible person.

I want to climb Greg Davies like a tree.

“From the moment she is born, a man’s daughter is the center of the universe” AHAHAHAHAHA nope. No. No thank you. No.

Last I checked you don’t have to “do time” for experimenting with a girl. If that’s what they were going for with that song, they didn’t pick the right words.

Who else are they going to hire though. Seriously. What sane, kind, patient person wants to do that job?

Oh also I always thought “Cool for the Summer” was about an adult perving on a kid? So much of it seems to imply underageness. Particularly the “don’t tell your mother” part.

why is sex such a common theme for music when so few people actually put effort into doing it well enough to make it worthy of a song

Really? Which one? I do not remember this at all

On a 21 year old who is not Judi Dench, that would be a bad tattoo, but when you’re 81 and Judi Dench, apparently you can do things others can’t.

I heard “I’ll always adore you/My love will restore you” and then I vomited so much I think I might die of dehydration so thnx 4 that

I love how LITERALLY DYING is the threshold you have to cross to get even an ounce of sympathy from people when you’re dealing with a chronic illness.

You are sympathizing with a racist and saying that you hate someone being subjected to racial slurs. Maybe instead of wasting your time arguing with random strangers about how great you are and how justifiable you think racism is, you should be privately exploring WHY you had this sort of reaction.

I wonder how many men this will inspire to talk about how much they hate adult coloring books. HMMMMM