wearebarnacles
wearebarnacles
wearebarnacles

A family member went through something similar a decade ago and it scared the shit out of her. Long story short, it was all really invasive while it was going on, but she never needed anything other than LEEP procedures and is fine now and has a 3-year old.

Once or twice a month now? The first six months daily, then BF asked to slow down. Then weekly? Then biweekly? We’ve been together 8 years and have a 2-year old, and we’re down to once or twice a month now, but we both really enjoy it. We generally feel neither dutiful nor deprived. As Dan Savage oft says, the

Hugs. I wish I had words.

I want to kiss his eye wrinkles. Typing that, I made even myself really uncomfortable, but it’s the truth. #noonecaresaboutmyladyboner

Fuck. Yes. I will watch him in any and everything. I first fell in adoration with him in HBO’s Rome, then was delighted by his evil character in Outlander. I should devote some time to just looking up everything he’s been in, because I want to see what he can do.

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I did not know I wanted to hear Katrina Lenk’s rendition of “If I Were a Rich Man,” but I am glad I clicked on the link:

I chortled. Thanks. :)

I am so sorry.

Eh, my skin is super reactive that way too. I looked at the gif, but it doesn’t look like he touched her arm hard. Still super gross, all around, but her skin may just be weird like mine.

I *wish* I knew any Trump voters who regretted their decision. Arizona, you’re killin’ me!

Noooooo! I wish it were opposite.

I almost hyperventilated.

I always thought he was spectacularly handsome.

I like your username.

That gave me chills! I wonder what those men in the cafe had heard and how it had gotten to their ears.

Most Americans can’t drive stick. It seemed more of a two Americans in Europe joke to me.

I will definitely watch this. The confession scene reminded me of the dynamic between my best friend and me so much, it surprisingly made my heart go pitter patter.

I see what you did there. ;-)

Well played.

Ours adore us! That doesn’t stop them from meowing loudly in the night and vomiting and pooping in inconvenient places, but they are otherwise sweet as can be.