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Every time y’all say ‘of the Target Mossimos’ I giggle. Ev. Er. Y. Time.

As of Jan 13 Mossimo’s been transferred to a minimum security prison camp, so...STFU and do your time. Prison is prison, not a luxury resort where you get exactly what you ordered (or were told would happen); the situation changing doesn’t mean you get special treatment, and no, house arrest in a mansion isn’t the

LMAO! This is exactly how she’ll go. It needs to be minor royalty or an eccentric billionaire. Of course, if she passes the bar, she could remake herself in a different way by hooking up with a schmancy lawyer and the two of them fight for justice? 

My EXACT thoughts... there is no way she would down grade.

Kim doesn’t need the Saudi billionaire, she is still wealthy and making money. It’s usually the broke celebrities running out of money that go for those.

As a big-boobed woman entering middle age, that scene always killed me. Au naturel, baby.

The artist made this for herself, She wanted to “spark debate,” and she got just what she wanted while ignoring the legacy of Mary Wollstonecraft.

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I’m pretty sure the people that are actively against salads are the type of people to order a chopped salad from italian restaurant or diner consisting of 2 inch pieces of iceberg or romaine, quartered roma tomatoes, an entire cucumber in half inch slices, some black olives, croutons and ranch and then complain about

I feel like this article was written for me personally. All i’ve been eating for days are cookies and chips and things i can microwave. i’ll think about a vegetable.

I do what I call a ‘crunch salad’. It is all the stuff we put on the lettuce. So, carrot, radish, celery, bell pepper, apple, cucumber, daikon, walnuts, etc. It doesn’t take much time nor does it need to a big portion as you are getting a lot of the good stuff in more condensed form.

The other curious thing is Indiana, the state whose identity is associated with the perfect, Christian nuclear family, is searching for “Daddy.”

Counterpoint: wheat, olive oil, herbs all grow from the earth thus pesto pasta is a vegetable.

Yeah it seemed like a representation thing to me, there’s also “Indian” in NJ (a state with a high Indian population) “Dominican” in NY and “Navajo” in AZ/NM

Anyone else concerned by My Little Pony porn?

The preponderance of search terms that include “ebony” in the South does not require further examination.

both Maine and Oregon like gloryhole porn...” I guess it’s just a thing people in cities named Portland are into.

I’m curious how pornhub knows whether the searcher is a woman or a man.   A quick look at pornhub shows that you can create an account, and I guess you probably specify gender when you do that, but I’ve got to assume that the vast majority of people just browse anonymously, so I’m not convinced that this is a good

Lots of big black dick searches in the south.

We were warned of a Red Wave and a Blue Wave, but in the end it was the Ebony Lesbians party that won the white house.