Grey Poupon? Isn’t he the Spurs coach?

Billy,

I think we can all agree that this is some very bad cultural appropriation.

Amen. That book taught this white country boy so much.

Dear Pickle,
Will you pledge your personal loyalty to me? If so, which title do you like better: Attorney General or Special Counsel? Please write back as soon as you can.

American hero Albert Burneko single-handedly saves the Affordable Care Act.

Thank God his daughter wasn’t there to see it.

But what’s a guy supposed to do? They won’t let you take the baby into the strip club.

I can only assume that Representative Brody feels that the General Assembly’s core mission includes telling people where they can go pee pee.

Has it been determined whether the bat was indeed fresh?

Wish List.

“Team Sky is falling! Team Sky is falling!”

“Be silent, polite, and gentle. But never litigious.”

Why does Kyrie keep forgetting to mention that the flat earth is carried on the back of four elephants who in turn stand on the back of a giant turtle? Give the people the whole truth Kyrie!

Is Danny Ferry available to consult with U.S. Immigration officials? He could help them identify refugees with a “some African” in them but not in a “bad way”.

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His Nicki Minaj skit isn’t going to help him with African American voters.

Apropos of nothing, but an interesting fact to work into a possible TV movie: In 2014 Renee Ellmers defeated Clay Aiken. Yes, that Clay Aiken.

Thank you for fearlessly speaking the truth to power, Madeleine! When I was eight I had a friend whose dad kept a fridge filled with MHL in their basement. We would sneak down there and share a can of the champagne of beers. My brain must have decided that this is what beer is supposed to taste like, because it’s my…

Why should Jacksonville avoid all “Bla-” quarterbacks? Both David Garrard and Byron Leftwich had winning records as starters. That’s just racist, Drew.