How did you know I was an INFP?

Bishop can protect the 5-hole, but appears to have trouble with the A-hole.

Roger Goodell has read the report and to make sure no one views him as being too lenient has suspended Ray Rice for two games.

Guns don't kill people. Five-year-olds kill people.

It must be tough for Middlesbrough to lose on a missed extra point. Maybe they can get a new kicker from the ... um ... soccer team.

Umm, Cardinal fan guy... That's not the we're number one gesture.

I keep flipping my iPad upsidedown to check Durant's jersey, but then the screen flips too. I'm getting a bit nauseous, but I'll keep at it.

"What's all this fuss about domestic violets in the NFL? Are football players really that picky about flowers? Are wild violets or non-violet type flowers not good enough for them? Are they making some statement about the working conditions of those who work in the imported violet industry? ...(indistinct…

NCAA President Mark Emmert says the incident demonstrates the wholesomeness of college athletics. "Here is a student-athlete proclaiming the universal truth that we should love another. In the NFL a player would stand on a table screaming 'Punch her right in the jaw'," remarked Emmert.

"But of course ESPN is under no obligation to tell the story Marshall wants told."

Don't sell Gibraltar short. The Ferguson, Missouri adult league team had a couple of policemen in midfield and you did not want to mess with them.

Bless you brother. You are doing the Lord's work.