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“I’m not going to go back 100 years and check on the history of this building,” he said (via Variety).

That’s fine, but don’t worry, How I Met Your Mother would eventually explain the joke, taking all humor and any sense of warmth out of it.

But don’t forget, it’s clean! It’s a clean source of added caffeine, so therefore it’s healthy! /s

The signs on the lemonade dispensers are clear enough, but personally, I find the “as much caffeine as our dark roast” thing a bit sus - most people aren’t drinking 30 oz of coffee in one go, and if they are, they’re expecting the caffeine.

The linked study synopsis doesn’t explain how they got 500 cuts per day. It seems ridiculously high for an average. Are they assuming it’s stir fry for dinner every night and Denver omelets for breakfast?

They don’t have any writers working for them anymore. They fired them a couple years back. Now they have “content” creators and AI-created articles.

If your opinion is Scorsese is overrated and Marvel films are actually more important to film history, you shouldn’t be writing about film. And I say that as someone who…

Yesterday the AVC published an article calling Scorsese an out-of-touch, overrated old dude. Now they publish this praising his career. What a junk heap this site has become.

Hot chalupa, you're right!

This whole list is Brak erasure! I can just about accept that his show didn’t make the cut, and ‘Cartoon Planet’ could I GUESS dismissed as a re-conceptualized ‘Space Ghost’, but you’re not gonna even give him a shout out in the ‘Space Ghost’ section?

Oh my god ONCE UNPROMPTED.  CIRCLE THE WAGONS!! Sorry the mean man didn’t like all 32 of your favorite movies.

Fucking hysterical that MCU fans have to circle the wagons and write a hit piece against anyone that dares have even the slightest criticism of their inviolable franchise.

This might be the most pathetic thing written and posted to the AV club.

I CANNOT LIVE WITH THAT GUY. HE IS SO ANNOYING, HE IS SO SCARY, AND HE NEVER WEARS A SHIRT.

It’s one of the worst things to ever be on TV, period.

hot take: tim and eric shouldn’t even be on this list.

This was obviously written by someone who had their brain scooped out and before the top was sewn back on a rat shat in the cavity, and then they went straight to work.

This sucks dude.

I know this place isn't a hivemind, but saying the Irishman is a snore and linking to a review that gave it an A minus is certainly something. 

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