Hand to heart truth. In Amsterdam I saw a very large woman, both weight and height wise (she had to be over six foot, and around 300 lbs of fat and raw muscle? Lady was built) drop her trousers and squat against the wall of my Hotel, while relieving herself of both Numbers 1 & 2. She was using her little person…

Or, viewed another way, the bug is walking around this popcorn planetoid while carrying the Earth on its back.

This is also a good reminder to folks that a premise does not make a story. Even a plot doesn't make a story, but instead how that story shows character and a message and authorship. Otherwise Hamlet is the same goddamn movie as Transformers, etc. If I'm not mistaken, this is the same guy who did Birth and Sexy Beast.…

I'm not enjoying the cannibal crazies now that they're here. I thought they'd be less well organised.

lol, that "sniper"

I think most people expected another Alien. And instead we got another Aliens. I went into Prometheus as a blank slate (as in, I got really high as the legendary John Carpenter suggests). And I really liked it. Because I wasn't expecting another Alien.

I never really understood the Prometheus hate. I thought it was fantastic, the aliens were wicked and the surgery scene was gnarly. My only issue with it was when I was screaming "RUN TO THE LEFT CHARLIZE RUN TO THE LEFT".

Women with small breast can have saggy tits. If you get pregnant, there is good chance, regardless of your breast size, that you will have saggy tits. Guess what? Having saggy tits isn't the end of the world. I have saggy tits and world has not yet fallen off its axis.

During a recent lighthearted conversation about bikinis, cleavage, etc (in mixed company), a gal pal of mine said, "If I had breasts as small as you, I would have gotten a boob job a long time ago!"

"I'm coming out! I want the world to know! I gotta.."

And this is why the human species will go extinct because it's too stupid and arrogant to understand the importance of the world around them.

Well most life that has ever existed is extinct. The nature of this reality is great waste and harm to sentient creatures. Human beings will be extinct sooner or later as well. There is just no way to avoid, stop or alter, the dynamics of this reality

Considering the environment they live in...they should be called "Sea Pickles".

This was Jim Carey's last great performance.

Charlie Kaufman is a genius.

Quick question; why would alcohol abstinence not be a healthy behaviour? For health reasons I quit drinking two years ago.

THIS. I'm celiac. I need to watch carefully what I eat. As much as I LOVE Udi's products, I hate they are becoming so easy to find, because I'm eating less healthily because of it. Same with all the wheat substituted foods. It's like a bad boyfriend you ought to leave, but just can't.

I don't know anyone who thinks that an inactive skinny person is, by default, always healthier than an someone who looks overweight.

The period in my life I have gotten the most compliments for "looking healthy" was when I was drinking half a fifth of vodka a day. I've always been thin (too thin/unhealthy according to some people who aren't doctors and don't know me) but when I was drinking I bloated to an "acceptable" level. Never mind that I was…

First, they came for the overweight and obese, and I said nothing. Then they came for the underweight and sickly; I still said nothing. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.