Hand to heart truth. In Amsterdam I saw a very large woman, both weight and height wise (she had to be over six foot, and around 300 lbs of fat and raw muscle? Lady was built) drop her trousers and squat against the wall of my Hotel, while relieving herself of both Numbers 1 & 2. She was using her little person…

Women with small breast can have saggy tits. If you get pregnant, there is good chance, regardless of your breast size, that you will have saggy tits. Guess what? Having saggy tits isn't the end of the world. I have saggy tits and world has not yet fallen off its axis.

During a recent lighthearted conversation about bikinis, cleavage, etc (in mixed company), a gal pal of mine said, "If I had breasts as small as you, I would have gotten a boob job a long time ago!"

"I'm coming out! I want the world to know! I gotta.."

It's my burden that I was born with. I take my responsibilities seriously so you can count on me to always be there to guide you.

I don't know anyone who thinks that an inactive skinny person is, by default, always healthier than an someone who looks overweight.

She could also have been making $1400/week from home!

I have a link to snopes article that proves your story is hoax likely forwarded by your elderly aunt.

This seems like the perfect time to share several links to several poorly-researched "articles" suggesting that my way is right and your way is wrong. Also a random reference to an unrelated health problem, because it makes my case look stronger.

I had a friend of my cousin's roommate that did exactly what you're doing and she almost died.

Hey Carlos. You don't have all the facts. There are lots of causes for obesity and weight doesn't guarantee a person will our will not have health problems. I've been "overweight" most of my life, with a physical activity range from gymnastics team member to very little activity. I definitely feel better when I'm…

And if you are doing what I'm doing, brah, let me give you some tips to improve what you're doing because NOBODY does it better than me.

Um, unless you're doing exactly what I'm doing you're completely wrong and I'm judging you for being wrong AND for being an idiot. Boom. Two judgments v. one; I win.

The period in my life I have gotten the most compliments for "looking healthy" was when I was drinking half a fifth of vodka a day. I've always been thin (too thin/unhealthy according to some people who aren't doctors and don't know me) but when I was drinking I bloated to an "acceptable" level. Never mind that I was…

First, they came for the overweight and obese, and I said nothing. Then they came for the underweight and sickly; I still said nothing. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

Anybody who's not doing what I'm doing to maintain the lifestyle I'm maintaining is obviously doing it wrong. I'll be over here. Judging.

Next step: condescending Facebook shares and diatribes!

Okay. I don't feel like making sweeping assumptions about you, so I'll simply say that I disagree with you very strongly.

So because they aren't saying the right words, they're not expressing their emotion correctly? Do you think this might be a needless nitpick that just has the effect of telling them that their emotion is not valid and that if they can't express real empathy, they shouldn't express anything at all?

Listen, Jezebel is a safe place. Sometimes, we are weak. Sometimes, we need to passive aggressively bother a stranger as punishment for a lifetime of micro-aggressions that the stranger is not even responsible for.

This amount of money seems insultingly low compared to how much money George Zimmerman gets for his paintings.