Best part was the mom had the nerve to berate me for "upsetting" her children because I didn't try hard enough to make the Spiderman pancakes. You should've seen the tantrum she threw when I told her we couldn't have her kids for sleepovers anymore. I guess all that crying was an inherited trait!

That would be a good time to tell them that their parents are NEVER coming home since they sold the kids because of all their crying.

Seriously. That is the lamest fucking idea ever. Did you look at the article? There's a picture of girls doing some sleepover-style game WITH PARENTS WATCHING. All the fun and bonding at a sleepover happens after the parents and asleep, and you can freely talk about crushes and how many bases you would go with…

So can I send this to the woman I know on FB who has said that she is going to forgo vaccinations and just give her kids raw milk instead? Because the CDC info about raw milk being one of the most disease-prone foods in the world, responsible for the most cases of food poisoning, didn't seem to convince her...

Thank you. Here's a link to their site. Getting out my checkbook.

How about we never talk about Kim Kardashian again and then maybe her and her family who is making a living off of her sex tape can fade back into obscurity?

Says someone who has never been excommunicated from his family for being gay/dating a black guy/atheist.....

Seriously, it's not like we're talking about Florida or anything.

Everyone knows the only thing to wear when eating your night cheese is a slanket full of your own farts.

The answer as a parent is you get out the camera as quickly as possible and capture that moment before they notice you're recording. The second they start paying attention to you, it's over and you don't get it back. Little Beans figured out what the camera was at about 10 months and would stop doing whatever she was…

The last picture makes me long for nacho day. I don't care if everyone else thinks it looks gross!

I'm a family law lawyer and I've seen some crazy stuff, but this is just Capital-K-Kraaaaaaazy.

It makes sense! I had the same thing (severe anemia, and ice cravings), though I have to point out something I, myself, did not know until recently. Not all anemias are iron deficiencies. Before I was tested for thalassemia, my doctors routinely prescribed iron which is not helpful in thalassemia minor, and which I…

Exactly. It makes me not want to trust any men or really anyone at all. I know that's how news works, highlighting all the bad even though it's obviously far outnumbered by good and average and mundane people but it still changes my outlook on society.

You realize I'm not going to pay you for the flavor favor, right?

I'm a Seattleite, and we have excellent apples and seafood. I didn't know the honeycrisp was from Minnesota, but I'm forever grateful to you for its invention.

The one culinary advantage of living in Minnesota over any other part of the country that say, has seafood, definitely has to be during apple season. Having first crack at the product from the mad apple scientists at the U of M is amazing. Non Minnesotans may be familiar with the Honeycrisp, but even better is their…

My son is 15 months old. He goes everywhere with me and breastfeeds on demand. He has never used a bottle, but has started to drink from a cup (but not for breast milk, as I do not pump).

I think we're definately dealing with a clueless never-around-infants adult.

Babies conform to our sleep schedule??? WTF?? Have you ever had a baby? They don't conform to anything!