Wow. That was a perfect explanation. Thank you, stranger...

Not as sexy: http://www.culture24.org.uk/history-and-heritage/royal-history/art52050-head-of-richard-third-reconstructed-in-four-hour-operation-based-on-dna-test-results

You killed me! Take this star.

McPoyle-esque...hahaha

I hope that God sends that poor man a huge revelation. He doesn't love babies: he hates women soooo much everything else looks cuddly in comparison. Bless this fucker.

I mean your neighbors, when you were pregnant -

But would you have really wanted their help?

I've been dying to use this all week! Haha.

I also thought that, after having my daughter. Then I had my son, who was astonishingly ugly for the first two months. It was fun watching people search to say something polite. Mostly, they told me,”look at that GIANT head. He’s going to be so smart!” Okay.

Oh my god! This guy knows nothing, does he?

You know what, though? For most of us in our thirties, what looks like a disaster turns out to not be at all. Then again, I will work until I die.

That sucks. That really, really sucks for everybody.

This enters into another discussion: are poor people allowed to have children?

And here is another option in Colorado: http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_238417…

Depends on your state. Here is a nice little place in Texas: http://www.eloisewoods.com/about.html

When I get depressed, usually once every few years, and insanely when I was pregnant, I could not shut off that voice inside my head saying the exact same thing! Depression is illogical, and it sucks, and it's really okay to feel that urge to fix the depressed person. It's uncomfortable to feel so helpless - for…

Damnit. I love this blog. I will miss you and all the other contributors here - this was a special Gawker corner that had great commenters and hilarious posts. Also, I am addicted to beauty subscription boxes, thank to you. Best of luck.❤️

He didn't.

Ahem.

This is amazing - thank you.