Wow. That was a perfect explanation. Thank you, stranger...

You killed me! Take this star.

McPoyle-esque...hahaha

I hope that God sends that poor man a huge revelation. He doesn't love babies: he hates women soooo much everything else looks cuddly in comparison. Bless this fucker.

I mean your neighbors, when you were pregnant -

But would you have really wanted their help?

I've been dying to use this all week! Haha.

I also thought that, after having my daughter. Then I had my son, who was astonishingly ugly for the first two months. It was fun watching people search to say something polite. Mostly, they told me,”look at that GIANT head. He’s going to be so smart!” Okay.

Oh my god! This guy knows nothing, does he?

You know what, though? For most of us in our thirties, what looks like a disaster turns out to not be at all. Then again, I will work until I die.

That sucks. That really, really sucks for everybody.

This enters into another discussion: are poor people allowed to have children?

Damnit. I love this blog. I will miss you and all the other contributors here - this was a special Gawker corner that had great commenters and hilarious posts. Also, I am addicted to beauty subscription boxes, thank to you. Best of luck.❤️

He didn't.

This is amazing - thank you.

amen.

I’ve always loved Iman.

I used to bartend at an underground jazz club/Korean restaurant that was really amazing and horrible at the same time. One night, about 15 years ago, we had the pleasure of serving Jared Fogle, Mr. Subway Child-Buggerer himself. This guy was so utterly boring. He did make weird, uncomfortable eye contact with the…

Liar! Hahaha.

I never worry about locking myself out of the house! The murderer who is probably under my bed right now, just waiting for me to look under the dust ruffle, could probably unlock my door in an emergency. And then stab me in the throat.