he’d play better if his contract wasn’t guaranteed,  or paid on VAR. or applicable stat.

Lavar should have been doing his parental hovering when the kids were working on those bizarre jumpshots.

shot him once! looks like he wanted his $1200 bucks and papi to survive. 

oh Sean.... Not sure if a high speed chase is enough to distract your viewers from the shit you just ate. Never mind, it is. Next up on Fox News, a family of ducks crosses a street.

god...dammit kevin. Why you trying to dribble drive when you’re 7 feet tall? Most people wait their whole lives and never make it to 7 feet tall. Those are the people that have to dribble drive to get open. You on the other hand, are always open. On account of being 7 feet tall. Just shoot those pullups. Win the game. 

wet chewing. and scene. 

you might be the chaos agent I’ve been looking for. 

stop trying to win because you haven’t been able to hit the ball so far? 

....thinking about those personal space diagrams. I’m kinda of wanting a solid wall or a hundred feet between my head and a dog fornicating a pikachu. But again, personal space requirements vary.

exactly. When I’m old I’ll be saying, I recall 2017 was when the most famous rich and powerful women in the country could say they were getting harassed and people started believing them. 

looks like a spider wrapping up a fly. 

the hammy is a robust mofo, it really only gives out over time. Klay just got tired. 

something definitely did change . if you saw it. props to you. 

what if he hurt his hammy going up, and was trying to buffer it going down. AKA thats how the hammy do.

hurts donut

loved the grind. warriors lose people, they keep coming. game gets rough. they keep coming. respect. 

fucking brilliant man. what a great story and great writing. thank you. 

Rob read a book....watched a youtube video... about the power of story telling in leadership. and made that shit right up.

that hair looks strong though hey? 

rooney looks as pitiful an old man falling off a street curb. thats just sad, he used to be such a beastly unguardable fat centaur.