went through that ball like it was never there. 

...and I accuse my girlfriend about always things making about her.

Once again I find myself googling “how many people die of old age in the USA each year” (roughly 2 million of old age per year give or take 3ook) Hopefully in 5 years enough of the pussy grabbing fox news grandpas will have dropped off the end of the conveyor belt that our elected officials as a group will be a little…

Why is everyone is so GD self righteous about the attitudes of the sports players they watch?

they’re not the kindest gentlemen.... in fact, they’re big meanies.

You want your players to be the best basketball players and the kindest gentlest sportsman?  Who cares about shaking hands, shouldn’t that shit be voluntary anyway?  I know its vastly easier to shake hands if you win. 

400 pounds you say.   

I really like xG. I don’t think xG takes into consideration deflections that help the ball get into a shooting position. 3/4 LP goals had some very unlikely circumstances, in my opinion, that lead to the ball being in a place to score. 3/4 looked extra random and lucky, that is my opinion. I appreciate your…

doesn’t losing 4-0 to a team you beat 3-0 at full strength suggest more of a let down in intensity than having 10 out of 11 better players and better team chemistry?

lol. Like Al, or any one dude has G’s number.  

he got .....A PERFECT SCORE! That was exactly Zero Seconds before he contradicted his first point. No filler at all. He could have done the polite thing and talked about guns or something and then come back and contradicted point one. But no, just boom boom. Caboose Engine, Engine Caboose. Whatever. Shortest Train of…

I don’t know man, but I have definitely played against teams that were far better than the sum of their parts. You know that team of older guys thats been together forever that shreds your league team? Is it possible that a game with 11 players has more to it than the talents of the individual players?

One less lucky bounce, and this article would never have been written. None of this fantasy would have been true... But now I guess now it is true. I’d like to posit a fantasy, one where Salah and Firmino both played and Barca was more focused and won easily on aggregate.

Well what I had said to my aging mother, a great way to take a nap is to flip on the television and watch the Bucks slowly strangle the Celtics. Like a deer wrapped up by a python. It’s not gonna die any time soon but it’s sure as fuck not getting away.
 

When Spurs and LP players line up for the next game, I hope they all start laughing. 

Listen to him speak, tell me he’s not a moron. 

so watching Messi play more games is..........silly

Regarding Lame fans.  I guess supporting team undie colors because you lived there is fine. But is it ok to love the beautiful game because...... it is the beautiful game? Do you have to root for some middling team because you lived there and watch mediocre play because you lived there? And be mad when you see a team…

first goal, lucky as shit. (a clown car worth of random bounces)

he’s leading the la liga in goals and assists again. heck, his numbers would be tops in any of the top leagues. also interesting, since 2011 he’s got more free kick goals than any TEAM, except Juve. (According to Spanish statistician @2010MisterChip)