Make field goals worth 2 points. Turn field goals into an act of desperation rather than game scoring strategy. 

Floppers get soft calls in the regular season because refs want to keep players healthy. They should know not to be FN with the refs over time. That flopper reputation starts to hurt in the playoffs.

Be sure your (regular season) flopping will find you out (in the playoffs). -Numbers 32:23b 

Do it during a match and everyone on DeadSpin will raise a glass. except those losers that don’t drink.

As Conor walked up there were ten phone cameras on him, but the one with the flash on and the guy talking shit behind it is the one that got broken. It wasn’t some friendly dude thinking he was about to get a hand shake from Conor.

Perhaps your youtube was on autoplay and you grabbed the URL of the next video..... OR elaborate conspiracy to spoof your video to god knows what end.

can we all turn to number 485 in our green hymnal. 

stuck on what the ball did after stones hit it the first time.... hit keepers hands then his head? so confused....from two feet away, surprised the hands and or head are fine.

brilliant

Come on people, he bit the dude’s middle finger off. Who hasn’t wanted to do that at some point? 

brilliance Hannah. You had my emotions going all over the place.

where would the world be without optimists

yeah, still pretty easy to tell when donald writes his own copy.

Weren’t no AC at the match in Hazard KY! Everyone was sweatin’ balls and the crowd seemed subdued. I was yelling “Free Healthcare” “No cuts to medi-caid” and whatnot to basically no reaction from the crowd. I was a little worried at first because there were some giant hillbillies and mean ass mullets in there but it…