I'm not personally gay, but damn those are some awesome outfits I've seen him wearing.

The cover up is always worse than the crime.

I’ll go with

“How is it any different than an earring or piece of jewelry?”

How are you this dumb? 

You can’t usually tell if they’re listening to someone/something, that’s kinda the point. If someone is trying to talk to me and they have a headphone (even just one) in their ear(s) then I’m going to assume they don’t really care about me or what I’m saying, especially if I’m someone in the service industry like a…

When I saw the headline I was hoping this was your pick.

Yeah, I was yanking your chain. I saw your mustache. I have one of my own. It is getting into the evil giggle/butch wax twisting stage too.

Haha, buddy - I dont believe any of this. I'm a comedian. Constantly lying/joking. I also HAVE a mustache. I can send you a pic.

“I wonder if the orange fella has any remorse “

Narrator: He doesn’t.  

Ok, now take your meds. Don’t want you getting too excited and having a heart attack. Then we can add your death to the list you hold Trump responsible for.

I find it difficult to believe anything coming from this regime.

The special edition Laserdisc and DVD have a feature-length doc about the production, with surprisingly candid interviews about how grueling the process was. It’s arguably even better than the film.

While I like Abyss as a film it’s the behind the scenes stuff that leaves me gobsmacked. Filming underwater scenes, well, underwater is fairly ambitious when you’re doing, oh, Jaws for example. When your movie has an enormous underwater lab, mini-subs and, oh yes, fluid suits that don’t actually exist so leave your…

This is sobering news. Luckily, there is a remedy for that.

nah its because companies started bullshitting and making the serving sizes smaller to show less calories and fat on the label.  

I’ve started to buy Red Baron a lot more over the last year. The flaky classic crust is really good. Who knew German fighter pilots were so good at making pizza?

I am systematically working through all the Goofy classics. Knight for a Day, The Art of Skiing. A few years ago they even made a new one “How to Hook Up Your Home Theater.”

Actually, one of the main reasons I subscribe to Disney+ is so I can have access to the old cartoons - and I know I’m not the only one.

Because every place I have started a new job at in the last 20 years has wanted to copy my DL and SS card since it has been the law for a decades now.

Yeah. I’d tell ‘em, “Just go ahead and throw my ass in jail. I’m not gonna go get shot or blown up for Donald Trump.”