There are two kinds of fire hydrants in the world. Wet barrel hydrants and dry barrel hydrants.

One of my main takeaways from this Labor Day weekend is how fucking awesome it is to sing with a bunch of drunk nerds “White and Nerdy” is. Probably the highlight of my first Dragon Con

I wouldn't be able to resist taking this zippy car on a circuit. 

Current speculation is that it’ll be shocking, so expect some resistance.

I want to gay-marry Iceland now.

♪♫ They see me mowin’ my front lawn ♪♫

I generally remember the weird al lyrics over the normal lyrics anyways (You’re Pitiful in particular, generally I get like two lines into the normal lyrics only to switch to the weird al lyrics mid sentence.)

If this becomes a thing, I might have to get medieval on your heiney…

Saw Weird Al earlier this year in concert - I highly recommend everyone see him at least once.  My wife hated it but the show was amazing - production value second only to Marilyn Manson.  

It was a joke, not a dick. Stop taking it so hard.

Or you could just take it at its face value as a bad joke, and not meant to be factual. 

ICELAND IS PRACTICING GAY CONVERSION THERAPY!

You’d be shocked. 

Dadjoke Triple Whammy

Yes, but watt do they charge for such an environmentally positive service?

Here’s an even more nightmarish one: if he loses in 2020, he’d be eligible to run again in 2024.

This and reindeer jerky place Iceland on the very tip-top of civilization.

I never really “got” Car Talk as a kid, much to the surprise of the adults in my life. I was a little car nut from Massachusetts, after all. And my dad loved it. But this story closes a lot of loops for me.

Why are we shouting that Tesla “let” the driver do anything? Is the licensing process for operating these machines that meaningless now? As someone licensed for the privilege to drive cars on public roads (yes, it’s a privilege and should be regarded as such) everyone should be fully aware of their responsibilities…

I was a day-one adopter of the Chromecast and snagged it for $11 if you factor in the 3 months of free Netflix. It’s served me well for its exact purpose: non-technical household members and visitors can fling youtube videos/pandora stations/whatever at our stereo from their phones or laptops with no setup. The whole…