Omg....pop up book

“Summer penis, had me a blast! Summer penis, happened so fast!”

Moved back.

He should Joker Gas them.

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

Michigan J. Frog criminally underrated. 

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

This is their version of fucking voter ID, wasting everyones time and money because they can pretend to either not know how to do their jobs or really don’t know how to do their jobs by not understanding how to “verify” an ID.

As mentioned, fried eggs on french toast is great but on waffles purdy good too. Inside buttered kaiser roll with bacon/cheese also decent, nah — great also!

Eggs (specifically that oh so golden and runny yolk) is best served on something starchy.

My enemies

Personally, I’d think a perfect response would be, “We’ve reconsidered your conviction and found that you must serve MORE time in prison.  I’m sure your bunkmates won’t “intend” on assaulting you either.”

Now, see, if you drag him behind a dumpster, and beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat that is still in it’s packaging, it’s not assault. Because you didn’t take the weapon out of it’s packaging. So it’s not REAL assault.

Don’t you love when people get to decide what was and wasn’t traumatic for you?

I bet if we shoved a finger into either of these douchebags against their will, they would consider it rape. 

Thank you, Bear. As I writer, I am often fascinated how culture and language interact.

Name checks out

Gap insurance next time?

Not only was the N-word in her autocorrect, but with “-ish”. Yeah, that’s not even a standard variant. She’s definitely used it before.

her excuse is so horrible ... F for effort .. because whyyy would your phone even AUTO correct to a racial slur unless you’ve used it.