FYI. If there is a burn ban where you are camping this stove will likely be illegal to run where a liquid or gas fuel stove will not be.

FYI. If there is a burn ban where you are camping this stove will likely be illegal to run where a liquid or gas…

I’ve made my choice:

“You know what our problem is? Our brand is too recognizable. We need to find a way to confuse our customer base!” —IHOP Marketing Exec, probably

wedding flowers are inherently religious...

Married Atheist here. This guy is full of shit.

I read the whole article looking for the other 17 women who also made accusations. It wan’t until coming back to the article to make the obligatory “I’m shocked” Futurama post that I figured it out.

Seems that the children are likely the wrong color for those folks to care...

But only 78% of people believe this...

Honey? Is that you?

Earlier this spring we had no Graham Crackers but a whole box of Thin Mints. Not sure if they still technically count but I can vouch that they are phenomenal!

Nobody wins when engines smack the pavement.

Perhaps he will invoke the Barr defense:

If the lane is closed how can you drive in it. If it is closed ahead then it is still open and totally available for all licensed vehicles to utilize.

I dunno... the whole thing kinda sucks.

Yeah...I thought the same thing... I can’t even clear 3 in a week. 10 per day!?!? That is insane!

Chotchkie’s middle management...duh.

+1 point for the Oxford Comma at the beginning

Laughed so hard I started coughing...no my co-workers are asking if I’m alright and bringing a glass of water...

Where have I seen him before?