Married Atheist here. This guy is full of shit.

I read the whole article looking for the other 17 women who also made accusations. It wan’t until coming back to the article to make the obligatory “I’m shocked” Futurama post that I figured it out.

Seems that the children are likely the wrong color for those folks to care...

But only 78% of people believe this...

Honey? Is that you?

Earlier this spring we had no Graham Crackers but a whole box of Thin Mints. Not sure if they still technically count but I can vouch that they are phenomenal!

Nobody wins when engines smack the pavement.

Perhaps he will invoke the Barr defense:

If the lane is closed how can you drive in it. If it is closed ahead then it is still open and totally available for all licensed vehicles to utilize.

I dunno... the whole thing kinda sucks.

Yeah...I thought the same thing... I can’t even clear 3 in a week. 10 per day!?!? That is insane!

Chotchkie’s middle management...duh.

+1 point for the Oxford Comma at the beginning

Laughed so hard I started coughing...no my co-workers are asking if I’m alright and bringing a glass of water...

Where have I seen him before?

COTD!

My Father, and Attorney, was the trustee for a homeless man that had a similar sized payout (don’t recall if it was a lawsuit or an inheritance). He did his best to ration out the money and help him make good choices, but it broke his hear to see him fall back into his old habits. He would disappear for months then…

Just in case you are planning on a rally....

Just in case you are planning on a rally....

I am with you! Why would you be specific and indicate Standard time when we are using Daylight right now.