I love that absolutely no actual interviewing happened, nothing was accomplished and yet Stewart still managed to give me the best laugh of the day. When Paul Rudd grabbed the champagne flute and started guzzling, I lost it. Well done, boys.

Parenthood: one long lifetime of terrors.

This probably isn't the best article to read while I'm pregnant. Yet I did it. And now I'm terrified.

I miss the old Polly Pocket. There was no dress up, just choking hazards.

"Get in my mouth, delicious melodies!"

Republicans,

Ahh yes, because we become rage-induced when the men politicians try to take away our reproductive rights, we are ruled by emotions.

It's people. "Mile High Hungarian Sausage" is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

It's a shame that the sequel to John Long Farms is on hold because of the porn industry shutdown.

If Bill O'Reilly is the devil's unwashed ball sack, then John Stoessel is his crab infested pubes.

This is one of the biggest things I don't get about US Conservatives. They all (or mostly) claim to be Christian, yet they have such a hard time helping out the poor. It's one of the main components of Christian living according to the bible! Over and over, people are told to take care of the less-fortunate. Not…

It's all in the delivery. If you say, "Duuuuude, I need a price-check on this here Mile High Hungarian. Oh, and where do you keep the Cheez Doodles...?" with a slightly vacant expression, you'll do fine! I mean, really, isn't it more embarrassing to admit that you need a Hickory Farms Yard-O-Beef?

Porn. It's what's for dinner.

Tofurkey Sorry wrong place.

*throws meat fork pettishly into the garbage* I guess that's it, then! I'll have to change my Holiday Meat Party to the lesser-loved Holiday Jello Molds Shindig.

Soylent Green.

I came to the same conclusion, only after 10 years of awful experiences with different types of hormonal birth control. When I finally decided to get the Paragard (copper IUD) it ended up lodged in my uterus and had to be forcibly (fortunately not surgically) removed. The things that birth control has done for us as a…

Elaine Benes must be so excited!

Seriously, click on the link.
Ladycomp is not marketed in the US. My gf is not American.
Why do you think this is not marketed?
I would also like to add that I used the rhythm method for two years (with a trusted partner, in a monogamous relationship) after my horrible experience with the shot and I did not get pregnant.