He would, but Michelle is probably telling him to take the high road every hour.

Presidents are typically more apt to standing in front of press and taking questions, right?

Imagine a government shutdown and a TV writers shutdown at the same time.

I saw somewhere that said it was because his aides were being loud or interrupting. They should just release the audio. Even in the stretches where it's not unintelligible, there are parts that make no fucking sense.

If Hillary won, he'd be a giant shit-heel on Twitter right now, but it would be more like a kooky old man who is contrarian about everything.

I'm just surprised that he is clever enough to call it "Deface the Nation", but he probably overhead someone say it 25 years ago and has been saying it ever since.

I think Trump is jealous of everything about Obama, which is why he goes out of his way to undo everything Obama did.

Looper, but with Doc Brown's dog.

Just let Briga have a long-running show. Although…. the writers strike.

I did watch The Simple Life (what? it wasn't the Golden Age of Television yet!) and she was far funnier than Paris was.

She performs "The Jackyl" using a penis as a microphone.

Yeah, I still thought she was cute in that song/video for that Austin Powers 2 song. Beautiful Dreamer or whatever.

I think Palladium recently had Truth or Dare on and I thought it would be a decent documentary, but it mostly stank.

Yeah, but I also understand the purging mentality. I once just threw 2 boxes full of VHS tapes on a street corner and then posted on Craigslist that there were free VHSes on the corner. Regret it now, because I probably had some cool stuff I had taped off the television that I could have thrown onto YouTube.

Yeah, it sounds like a good idea on paper. I remember there was like a 6 or 7 dude sleepover and we had this one friend who probably should have been on Ritalin. I'm pretty sure I woke up in the middle of the night, hearing him jerking it.

It's a strange phenomena, but does this also mean there's a strong possibility that dudes are just whipping their dicks out and jerking it in the woods?

I did once dump a whole lot of porn at the edge of the park.

I did have a crush on Madonna for most of my young life. From that "Open Your Heart" video on, she was right in my horny teenager wheelhouse. That video with the matador basically had her masturbating throughout the dang thing. I even had Body of Evidence on VHS, even though Willem Dafoe isn't exactly helping shape…

I was saying Baio-urns.

I remember there was a day where we all got on our bikes at like 8 in the morning and went hunting for porno magazines around the city, like we were French furtrappers. We may have actually struck gold that day, I don't remember. All I know is that it was one of the most exhilirating days of my life.