What about Shanghai Surprise?

That's some sage advice, sign.

I was into TV On The Radio back when they were Radio On The Victorola.

Desmond Tutu is the only one that hasn't been a singer for Van Halen at some point?

Israel is the place where they put weird fishes on their bagels.

If you wanted to invade Chad from behind, would Greece help?

Are we sure it wasn't Mark Wahlberg that was dragging that poor Asian man all over the plane?

I heard Hilary Clinton was molesting some kids down at Pinkberry.

There's also a loophole where if he buys that much yogurt, he can pretty much redeem enough air miles to basically fly around the world for the rest of his life.

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Jet fuel can't melt plastic spoons.

Yople is a total Fage.

Activia is also suing him because they hold a copyright on people shitting out of their orifices.

Those guys are reading the failing New York Times.