I get the feeling others would be whining about “fake Americans” if Sakai or Delaney were playing for the USMNT.

i am not allowed to put my hands in my pockets because that would be concealing a deadly weapon. also my girlfriend is super hot but you don’t know her.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

He’s 12 and his dad decided out of nowhere to become president.

Holy shit, you suck man.

He really crackered under the pressure.

“these young players play with their heart and not for financial gain.”

She’d still get cheered more than Roman Reigns if she showed up at WrestleMania next weekend.

Uh, the Milgram experiments might be a bad example, given that they too caused debates over ethics.

Uh, the same Milgram experiments that wouldn’t pass any IRB today? No more damaging than that? Sure, sure. Good stuff.

Disgusting. Everyone knows true Milford men are neither seen nor heard.

You’re young and cute.

Oh no, someone born in your country who came through your youth system but bailed to the birth country of their parent(s) because that gave them a better shot to win the World Cup? Well I never.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Counterpoint: Baseball and soccer arguments are ridiculous poorly acted charades.

Yes, this is why child and teen suicide is up, all that parental listening.

Should just stick to being pilots, they’re really good at that for the most part.

It’s prudish if you don’t want your spouse fucking other people?

How would you know if you are skipping it you fucking moron.

Frustrated college athletes across the country are begging their tutors to write a thoughtful rebuttal.