It's really cool to see a woman get reminded that the game is stacked heavily against her and go "fuck that, you're not talking to the gestalt entity of cowed women the world over, you are talking to me."

Broads are the shit, I've been dating one for like five years now. It's cool to have a forceful little buddy that can get away with saying what you're thinking, but also knows how to toe the "not getting the boyfriend punched in the mouth" line. I don't know why people hang out with anything other than gnarly…

That's me. I signed up to watch this and promptly forgot that I did so, and it's like four bucks a month so I keep forgetting to unsubscribe. But now apparently there's a second season of this thing, so that cycle's gonna repeat for sure.

That's one of those stories that sounds unbelievable if you haven't worked a customer service job, and is totally clearly real if you have.

He seems like one of those rare, beautiful dudes that replaces getting blind drunk every day with doing cool projects.

Han Solo can be a dick if he wants to.

What's even cooler is both. Also with the kind of weed Harrison Ford would be buying, it's honestly debatable what's going to be a more rarified product.

I already couldn't really see myself as a father, but the way things are going it just seems straight up unethical to make somebody sit through what's coming.

Cured it!

It's going exactly like how a joke would go. Cabinet member resumes include carl's junior and professional wrestling. It's straight up jokes out of Idiocracy and it's terrifying. There is no silver lining, do your part and green card marry an American today

I fully believe that the United States government is capable of doing, and is historically complicit in, some wildly hinky shit on certain scales. We've done it before and we'll do it again. For me the problem is support staff. A bunch of CIA ghosts arming some rebels to topple a government we don't like, yeah,…

My whole problem with it is purely the staffing and logistics. Was it all-CIA catering or are they just really good at silencing minimum wage dudes that woke up at three in the morning to get everything set up in time for the shoot? Everyone that did the lighting and gripping and best boying have been completely…

I'd say getting as mad as you can right now is the smart play, you want to build those calluses up before stuff actually starts happening

My phone gives me news alerts so I got to learn about the president appointing some ex carl's junior executive to be labor secretary. Before that it was somebody from wrestling. These are straight up jokes from idiocracy and my phone tells them to me every day, so I never have to forget to say "fuck this guy" in the…

Ron Funches alone, that guy is like putting on your favorite sweater

Was 31 any good? I tend to either really enjoy Zombie's movies, or I can't see for days because I rolled my eyes too hard. I love him for lines like "I'm Willy fucking Wonka and this is my fucking chocolate factory" and weird backwoods shit like that, but if there isn't enough of that kind of thing it really falls…

"Walrus Attack!
This Chicago metal group is composed of three boys, all 15 or under. They list their interests as “Slayer, Metal, and Slayer.”"

I hadn't heard the thing about disabilities, that makes sense. I still feel that an able bodied person starting out cooking who actually wants to get good would be much better served with some good ol' cannon grade cast iron from goodwill than they would with five different tools that do the same shit. You save a…

Woks are mad versatile and definitely a good "tier two" kitchen purchase, same as a mandoline. I'm thinking more about your first tier home cook, first apartment kind of thing, or alternately those poor souls that watch too much food network and decide to learn to cook as a mid life crisis thing. To go with my…

I was raised to believe that in most cases, you don't need more kitchen gear, and I'm very happy to have been brought up that way. If you have two skillets, you don't need a panini press. If you have one cast iron skillet, you have everything you need to make a perfect steak any time you want. A couple pots and…