I become visibly angry when that stupid fucking Hozier song comes on the radio. Thing is, I can't actually figure out why I hate it so much. Everyone else seems to like it! What's wrong with me? I get all the other popular things, I genuinely enjoyed Taylor Swift's album. Why is this happening?

Isn't it supposed to be ambiguous whether the name means "weekend" or "weakened"?

I thought it was a tribute to famous 18th Century British Admiral John Jervis*

Josh Homme is the only person who has been on every Queens of the Stone Age album, although that's more because the cast seems to rotate.

Just wait until they finish digging this tunnel. All Northlake and Wallingford is gonna be replaced with high rises.

Don't even get me started on Amazon. Fuckers are ruining this city.

Ha!

Eh, get with the times kitcarp, all the hip public health professionals call them STIs now.

And for the Macedonians. For some reason Alexander always gets lumped in to the "graveyard of empires" BS but actually the Greeks founded a kingdom in Afghanistan that flourished for hundreds of years even after being cut off from the Mediterranean world.

“Homer, Byron, Zeppelin, Zevon, Will.I.Am, W.A.S.P. The Poets."

Okay.

BOWIE FOR AMERICA

As far as I know Walker's not really a neoconservative. Neoconservatism being essentially a foreign-policy ideology, you don't find many on the state level. Walker's not really on the record regarding foreign policy but if I had to guess he's probably more on the isolationist side.
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Oh man, that was way quicker to the point, thanks! And word to the wise, these stupid dick pills don't do shit, so save your money.

At least your doppelganger is funny and well-loved (by many, at least). People tell me I look like Joran van der Sloot…

Worse! Someone on twitter was being an idiot! You see what happens people?!!!

In Seattle the weather this weekend was incredible, it was like May (May in a place where it doesn't rain all the time) or something. The fact that everyone back east is suffering the coming of the end-times via the blizzard of the century makes that much sweeter*. We celebrated my friend's birthday Saturday night by…

I love listening to the F/D loop from those first couple hours (was just listening to it yesterday actually). The most striking thing is how calm everyone remains the whole time. If you had no idea what any of the things they're saying meant, the first indication that you would have of anything wrong is at 24:35 when…

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(Rushing Noise)
BWAAAAAAAAAAHM!

No one has trusted Trailer Voiceover Guy since he tried to sell us 'The Adventures of Pluto Nash' as a "Battle between pretty evil…and pretty good" in 2002. Pretty Evil won that battle going away, Voiceover Guy.