And yet no one will give me a straight answer as to how babby is formed…

Actually it does, there's an accelerated citizenship program for enlisted soldiers.

Real Muthafuckin' G's should be this show's theme song…

Thus completing the Xander Crews reference as well…

It is a Muntjac, which if anything is an even dirtier word. Muntjacs are native to southeast Asia and the Indian Subcontinent.

Nearl, I'm going to KILL BABAR!

" Interesting fun fact, uh, Moynihan and Piece of Toast hate each other. Apparently they've got some real creative differences…"

Why don't more people know about Zardoz? If ever there was a movie with the sheer crazy-balls to enter the popular consciousness it's that one.

If Dzokhar Tsarnaev is any indication, teenage girls can't tell the difference between being famous for pop songs and being famous for heinous crimes, so be ready to have your own rabid internet fandom either way.

Shh. You're ruining the reference!

Thapphireth!

Oh Shiiit. New working title for my comedy about a group of Mexican Busboys….

I was at the show they did a couple weeks ago in Seattle and at one point about two hours in he started doing the riff from 'Raining Blood' as he was telling a story about going to a Slayer show in the 80s. He cut it out after a couple seconds but I thought for a moment they were gonna do the whole thing. That would…

The drumming on 'A Song for the Dead' is erection-inducing.

And a One and a Two WE SAIL THE OCEAN BLUE, AND OUR SAUCY SHIP'S A BEAUTY…

I volunteer to be cast as the token Republican who's really not *such* a bad guy once you get to know him.

The good news is they found South Africans besides Sharlto Copley to put in what is apparently a Short-Circuit remake. The bad news is that the ones they found are Die Antwoord. *Sigh*

((REMAIN INDOORS))

Judge, won't you throw the book at the piraaaate!

Aluminum poles would only remind us all of the Event now, anyway.