This week on the Americans Philip and Elizabeth ROLL DAMN TIDE

Do you think that scientist man was a little bummed that his super-deadly Strategic weapons-grade bacterium couldn't even finish off a sickly 80 year-old man?

You'll be given cushy jobs!

Also look out for the 7 or 8 scenes with Howard the Duck cameos. All the characters are visibly trying to ignore him but they can't deny the fact that he's there now.

Ehhh I think the Puzzler was more righter on this.

Wasn't "How to Make it in America" already just "Girls" with jeans instead of failure?

I see what you did there, and it's outstanding.

yeah that was fucked up, we don't really need to see any more of that…

Six of one, half a dozen of Kerri Russell's butt doubles.

AY YO, GOT THAT STRYCHNINE, I GOT THAT STRYCHNINE HERE

Something like "bunga bunga" has, I expect.

It's on Youtube.

Only a bit?

So watch the rest, dammit! Start with Miller's Crossing.

The 90s were a stupid decade for women's businesswear.

Actually the "everything is a hoax" story could be said to originate with the show's best (IMO) episode, "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'", in which an Air Force pilot basically confesses to Mulder that the entire UFO phenomenon is a government plot to hide regular black programs behind a cloud of absurdity. And then…

ARISEARISEARISEARISE

God, Ken Burns' baseball series was amazing, but mostly for the first 5 or so episodes. The game was so much more colorful (no, uh, sarcasm intended) back when the players were basically just an assembly of random psychopaths who stumbled in from a logging camp or iron mine or cotton field. I mean look at that picture…

The baseball season is long as hell.

How awesome would a dead ball-era or 1920s throwback version of that game be?