*gets brained with bowling pin*

Yeah, Carol was Critically fucking injured; the way the doctor talked about it she was at deaths door, and probably a lost cause.

*sigh* Farewell, "Dawth".You were the worst slashfic relationship but also potentially the hottest.

Chekhov's Hemostat.

Fallout is the irradiated dust kicked up by a laydown delivery of a nuclear weapon. I doubt there would be much airborne fallout from a meltdown in a fixed reactor installation with a modern containment structure, especially since the crews would most likely safe the reactors before abandoning them. Severe reactor…

"AH'M OLD GLEGGGIIIIIE!!!…."

"Make an assessment"

Dude. Christian Serratos was on and she was *fine*. Who didn't watch Talking Dead?

Yeah, Rick's plan to storm the hospital was crazy. What if the cops spot them before they're right outside? It would be a bloodbath.

In the screen debut of rapper U-God?

Actually the original root word is from the Greek, so the correct pluralization would be "Sorktopodes"

Yeah it's hard to get anything going right now on the government side with the budget situation. Someone's always hiring though; good luck man. Keep trying!

Are you just looking at local law enforcement? With your law degree and previous experience you could maybe consider looking for places at the federal level; maybe an Office of the Inspector General type thing at pretty much any agency (even like GSA or NASA have them). I don't know who's hiring right now with the…

Fuck mahogany.

I think if you're a geologist they actually require you to grow one.

Never explain to anyone why you memorized a bunch of Tom Waits songs?

Tricky Dick! HAROOOOO!

Well. Actually now that I go and look, Grohl's take on the song is: "Lyrically, it's just kind of a big question mark, but the words sound
good and it's a nostagic look back at Seattle and the life I once had.
That song actually questions the meaning of life, probably. It's
probably the heaviest thing I've ever…

Haha word up. Nobody signs up for aerospace thinking they're going to become a reliability engineer (a systems engineering skillset) but I have yet to see a reliability engineer get laid off.

He has a condition, OKAY?!