If ol' Lew Bernt is anything like the NTSB guys I know, he's a paunchy, balding middle aged man with two kids, a submarine mortgage, a wife he can't stand and a mustache. Oh, and he lives in Wichita. Lew spends all his days investigating runway incursions and retarded GA pilots who killed themselves flying into known…

It's not GoT and it's not historically faithful (though FWIW if watching this inspires some kid to go pick up a book about the early middle ages and learn something then it has done its job) but damn if it isn't pretty great all the same. 

Yeah, spacemanbilly, with all due reverence to Lobsters, you're the worst troll-poster ever.

Hooyah!

I've been wondering how his friends settled on "Jafar" or some such out of Dzhokhar…is there some trick of pronunciation that I'm missing or did everyone just simultaneously decide to call him by the name of a Disney villan?

What's this? *Australian* politics? You guys are the country with the red-headed lady right? The one who keeps having to fire people?

It was a bit much; there were huge victories in World War II that weren't celebrated with public revelry whereas the capture of this jacked-up 19-year old hiding in a boat gets full-on "USA" cheers. The fact that the subjects were Americans (or otherwise Americanish) doesn't really strike me as this *not* being a…

God, all those jibbering morons going apeshit over jokes that often don't land in a meaningful way is too much sometimes. Why does this fake news show even have a studio audience when real news shows don't? Doesn't abandoning the original format fundamentally undermine the comedy?

I mean…that does really suck that people insult you all the time, but I don't think you can say "I don't punch people's ignorant fucking teeth down their throats" and then take credit for being a model of Christian virtue and restrained professionalism. It actually sound pretty bitter. And who wouldn't be, I mean I…

GIRLS IS A FALSE FLAG ATTACK. No one gets naked that often. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

CUT MY MONK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY FIRST RESORT

Now I'm confused, are the censors just trying to make a point about encouraging economical pacing in scenes?

You wonder on some of these how they decided "Yes, this series deserves an adaptation to the screen". Regardless of how you feel about Dexter and True Blood, the books they came from are fucking trash.

Wow I had to read that one in school once. Ugh.

Signs point to yes! (FWIW I was going for maximum douche here)

Well I, for one, Welcome our gigantic Surf-Punk overlords, and would note that as a systems engineer I could be useful for organizing the remaining humans into labor gangs for service in the Technetium mines…

Mostly, but they've always had some tracks with vocals, like '9-Volt' on Experiment Zero.

HEAR ME CUM!

Dammit Dad, I told you not to come in here. You're embarrassing me.

No, but she does fuck the Muslim prophet Muhammad. Or at least a guy named Muhammad. The soft focus as they drove off mounted on his mighty vespa made it hard to tell.