Funny you should mention that. It is literally the subject of the first scene.

I don't get this Minsk thing, can someone fill me in?

Seriously, life is disappointing as shit compared to what every film and television show ever would have me believe. I'm young, stupid (and/or really smart so I have a great job) and recently moved from the midwest to a libertine coastal city where the number of college-educated men is dwarfed by the number of women…I…

(sigh)

How do soldiers of the Royal Artillery or various cavalry units fit into this scenario? What about the various bandsmen?

Hoekstra has a gorgeous face but man, she's quite a bony lass though. Not to get all "Girls" on this movie too but she kind of looks like she's been in prison or something. It's distracting if nothing else. I know it's trendy to the point of cliche these days to criticize an actress for being skinny (I generally hate…

I so want someone to troll fancy-schmancy film festival audiences with just really uncomfortably bad looking people fucking. And at the end they would have to pretend they enjoyed the experience.

Dude, for an episode with a wedding though.

MARTY, WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE WONDER!

That was so disappointing, like, how do you have Jessica Chastain footage and not use any of it? Give us one shot, Malick, nobody will complain if you just push in close to the hollow behind a random female character's collarbone without a word of explanation who she is or why we should care. That would be par for the…

You win the internet today, @avclub-22a785ac6027cbbd02487030e30bfd07:disqus , I was thinking I was gonna try to do something like this but yours is so much better…

Well then…What's the Jive?

Seriously, what a relief, he just regular-died.

Very well then, it is decided. Glee must do a Rammstein cover.

(*sigh*)

FLAGGED For being in an overraded band.

Wait, are you being facetious? Granted, I wasn't there but I've always understood 70s england as having been fairly shitty.

Yeah Russell Brand sucks. A scathing obituary from him is probably something to be proud of. His talk show is not funny at all.

This is a thing that someone has written here in this place, which is where people go to write things…

Thus always to Swedes.