Maybe this is like a core aspect of her sexuality that we just haven't been shown before. Maybe with Don it was all rape fantasies all the time…

They broke the mold, melted the pieces of the mold down into an ingot, and then sank the ingot into the crushing depths of the Marianas Trench after they made Christina Hendricks.

"It's all about a young man who finds a mysterious ancient guitar, and the priests of the temple of Syrinx try to suppress him but in the dreaming he brings about the return of the Elder Race of Man. I'm thinking of writing it as an operetta actually…"

Cole Phelps is nazi-lovin' scum. Now that Roy Earle, he's a straignt arrow I tells ya'

Damnit Roger, I said no more embargoes…

@ChikkenCoop Hey sry brah I miss ne poignant freudian slips at teh wake? #sowasted #existentialangst

Bobby is even worse than Brody's kid (and his obligatory single non-sequitur line) on Homeland.

"Gentlemen, I submit to you that here at the end of the most elegant and stylish fashion era in our nation's history, the only way up is by going down. Logic dictates that we MUST spend the next fifteen years dressing like fucking morons. It will be tough, but with determination and lots of cocaine no obstacle is too…

Did the commercials seem like, more weird or intense to anyone?
Commercial: Lads, Kate Upton wants you to shave off your back hair
Me: "Okay, I guess I can get on board with that"
Commercial: This other gorgeous woman wants all of it off. I'm talking armpits, forearms, pubes, whatever…
Me: "UNNACEPTABLE. THIS AGRESSION…

SERIOUSLY. It's like they give you injections when you register there or something. Fuck those people.

Uh, they already made two movies about Ned Kelly. One of the movies was a fucking musical starring Mick Jagger (Which was spectacularly awful), just how greedy are you people?

Wow, you're not wrong…

Squeezoid the Transmutilator.

Red lights mean nothing in Thailand.

It's Snarf meat.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

"Seriously though, your babies will be born  with their organs outside their bodies if you touch this thing. Stay over on that side of the room."

(Straps on Respirator)
(Takes off pants)
Thank you!

"This is Mallory Aahchah!"

Seriously, every year when the inevitable lineup leak happens people come on here to complain about how this year is going to be boring as shit and all the bands suck. And then every year I actually go to the thing and it's invariably awesome. And yeah, Qotsa! I bought my ticket hoping they'd be there and apparently…