Yes.

Well, that's a terrifying thought.

Pssh. How could a non-sequitur cartoon based on jokes about the Reagan administration ever seem dated?

Well, sexual attraction generally favors the selection of a mate with the optimal set of desirable physical characteristics, and therefore the optimal genetic material. So yes, the purpose of marriage is to marry the prettiest person and breed with them (including pooling your respective resources to ensure that your…

That should have been the plot to Good Will Hunting.

The first rule of Sex Club is never tell anyone that it's cover for an underground fighting league for orphans under age 10.

Seriously, if you see that much as the UPS man, don't you kind of just start leaving the packages on the doorstep, ringing the bell and jogging back to your truck before he can answer the door?

What, like, this would have helped Romney win?

PEDANTRY! BURN HIIIIIM!

I like that you knew he was talking to you @avclub-1922cc1dc1286b56a2d99b7f1aa0630c:disqus

The idea that you would obscure the true meaning and purpose of a place by calling it a "sex club" is possibly the most terrifying idea I've encountered today. Like, what the hell would go on there?

Hold up McRib I think you're missing the point. I'm all for enjoying the fruit of your labors but I also think we should be able to mock people who use their wealth to unseemly ends. Seriously, he had that much money and the most fun thing he could think of was to buy a bunch of idiotic leather jackets and leather…

Yup. Cloppin' away.

Yeah GT really ought to be frink, from the GT alumni that I know. I get that bee guy is appropriate mascot-wise but we're trying to capture personality here.

Pssh. I had to watch 'The Lucky One' on a plane last year, so save your whining for someone who cares.

"It is absolutely important for every man on board to be able to dress a penis wound. 93% of wounds sustained in naval battle are, in fact, to the penis…"

Yeah sounds about right. I mean look at the guy marrying twilight sparkle. I'm glad we can all agree on something.

Oh @avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus you precious naive little flower. Especially the men.

LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE CREAAAAAATED!!!

QVE?