They achieved a consensus by performing the sacred rite of the Tauron-Rah.

GORRAM KENYAN MARXIST STOLE ALL MAH COMMENTIN' LAND! Gon' REEEDistribute it to the urban masses no doubt. Damn you Obama!

So Lobsters can stop pretending to be Daffy Duck.

BUT RISES AGAIN, BLACKER AND WITH EVEN LESS HOPE OF SURVIVAL

I kind of agree, but fuck you anyway, Marah's fine. In case you hadn't noticed the tenor of this site is somewhat snarky.

1997 you is wrong. Down on the Upside is totally underrated.

The Kanye of alternative rock? He's the Kim Il-Sung of Alternative Rock…

(I'm doing that thing where you close your eyes and look down at your feet and pinch the bridge of your nose)

Whoa. So Cookie Monster is both more than and less than the sum of his parts. Far out, man…

I'm a scientist of sorts, it doesn't really bother me. Maybe you just need to get in on this transcendental meditation shit, @ganews:disqus Really though, wasting time trying to convince people who believe one thing to believe another thing is…uh…a waste of time. Jessa of course is the worst, at this point none of us…

I wonder who's running the band's Cinnabon franchise in NorthGate Mall while they're on tour? Hiro Yamamoto maybe…

The Dear Leader Billy Corgan conceived of the idea of return of great popular Smashing Pumpkins Band as a part of the programme for Great Arduous Record Album Production. This resulted in creation of Outstanding Music with Chicagoan Characteristics. All leading musical critics of the world are in agreement on this.

It's okay to write "Rumanians", it's an archaic but still correct formulation.

…Wow.

I'd love to know what the details of "Operation Christopher" were, and what the scope of their guerilla war was going to be. The Soviets have a history of assuming that they would receive spontaneous popular support from "the workers" in countries where they actually have none (to be fair, the USA has also been guilty…

Really? I've always felt that way about Lifter Puller…

Yeah I wouldn't really call JFK a good man, he was really an asshole, especially to his wife. His presidency was basically one trainwreck after another, the Cuban Missile Crisis was mostly a crisis of his own fabrication (which needed to be handled but could have been handled through back channels). The press were…

Awesome point.

I feel like they need to come up with a new adjective for KJU. We had the Fatherly Leader and the Dear Leader…the Paunchy Leader?

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