We all know Biden got in over his head with the Zetas last time he was in Mexico, but there's no need to drag the man's name through the dirt…

So then "Joe Franklin' Her…"

But what did it mean when the guy who fell off the bike just sat there eating cake out of his hand? Was that a gesture of contentment or of resignation?

Mmm. (chews pipe thoughtfully)

(Sticks thumbs in ears, waggling fingers)
(blows raspberry)

Surprisingly short on Romantic Pan-Slavic imagery this time too. And for that we thank you, Tark.

Dude, calm down, you don't want to hyperventilate again…

And be subjugated by a group of 16th century Spanish adventurers?

Yeah, referencing my first comment, certain individuals in this country are inclined to give 'em a pass on some imaginary connection to the homeland or whatever.

No, Woman, no, cry!

Hey kids, today we're gonna learn that Gaul is divided into three parts!

SHIT…

Depends. I for one am unable to separate her from my mental image of a heavily pregnant woman rapping onstage at the Grammy's (?) that one time, even though it was years ago now.

***Puts on Megadeth T-shirt, grows out hair***
***gets cockpunched by fans of Less than Jake for some fucking reason***

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

The Tamil nationalist thing? I was always wondering why that didn't upset more of her fans, because those guys are terrorists, basically. And yeah I know, one man's heroic rebel is another man's terrorist madman, but still.

That's the popular.

And yet Ronald Reagan lived and died and failed to bring about the apocalypse, proving conclusively that he was not, in fact, the antichrist, and neither was Nero and neither was Lenin and neither was Garibaldi or Suleiman the Magnificent. It's almost as if the Apocalypse of John the Divine was the hallucinatory…

… so you could say that the Jedi are *commanded* to enslave people…

eh, Pascagoula's okay, assuming you like ships. I know that's a big "if"…