That's the Arkansas state motto! No copying Mississippi!

Meh, Once enough states had ratified the amendment there really was no point in the remainder doing so, since it was already in the constitution. So I can see how they might have then moved on to important stuff like 'laws that actually matter whether they get passed or not'. It's not like slavery was actually legal…

The Great Emancipain-in-my-ass!

Pfft. Like Branson counts as a person.

I read Tasha's comment about how Aziz steers clear of the comment section on here because we're hurtful assholes and I thought to myself "Why, that doesn't really sound like this site at all, people on here are usually erudite and calm and the debate is usually lively, especially compared to the rest of the internet".…

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SAAAAAAAADNESSSSSSSS!

Huh? There's no Sigur Ros music *or* yellow font…

We're talking about the Austro-Hungarian Field Marshall.

Pssh. Water-based lubricants only get you so far, amirite?
(Goes up for hi-five)

Sooo much bathos…

in order to avoid any potential association with zionist bozology they are willing to play at semi-fictional coming of age rites only.

Ultimate Bum Shockfights!

And, uh, Washington, speaking as a practicing Bozologian myself. I'm still waiting for a chance to suck on Wayne LaPierre but I'm told he'll get around to us someday.

I can tell you from personal experience that stories I frequently hear about my monster engineering company having open technical and professional positions that they can't fill because our fair Monster Republic doesn't furnish graduate monsters with the right credentials are totally false (in some cases these stories…

It's a signifier of sexual maturity in his species, like breasts in human females or Courtney Love's horrifying distended ovipositor.

That's President Barack Hussein ibn Obummercare al-Tikriti to you, sirrah.

She looks like an unspeakable fish monster from Lovecraft, I guess?

You forgot the part where he carves up a homeless person in excruciating detail…

Did you know that the Nazis had psychiatrists? Psychiatrists are all Nazis you guys!