Actually I kind of think that if your belief is that fervent that the Mormons of Salt Lake City don't measure up, then you're basically living right on the fucking edge of damnation (or equivalent) at all times. Could make for an exciting way of life if you're the worrying type.

I kind of want to read *this* book…

Hooyah, Sea Org!

Ugh, this is where you tried to convert us to your crazy gnostic sect that rejects the old testament God, right?

"Thats fer hittin' me with a battery at Shea ya asshole!"

Also yeah, one of the funniest Aqua Teen Hunger Force episodes. How bonkers do you have to be to combine Neko Case and Kelly Hogan (Chrysanthemum and the BJ Queen) with John Kruk?

Is she like a huge Mercury Cougar fan or something?
EDIT: apparently yes. That's her car on the cover of Middle Cyclone.

I live right near the truck plant where Ridgway used to work. Why they didn't hang him is beyond me, no one has ever needed to end more. I don't think he's actually helped find any remains like he was supposed to.

Hello everyone and welcome to @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus 's worst fucking day ever. Sorry man, that's really rough. Good luck turning it around. And yeah, I loved Chicago but I also really loved leaving it, no shame trying your luck elsewhere.

Or, suboptimally, Romanian.

I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING….

Thank you for teaching me what those things are called…

Alternate Alternate meaning: You like the way Hussars *had* jackets, but didn't really *wear* them so much as use them to decorate their shoulders.

True Facts. The Long director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven is one of his best movies. I can't imagine what posessed him to say "meh, we don't need all this dialogue to give the characters' actions meaning" and leave that stuff on the cutting room floor.

I can see that as one of the quotes on the load screen of the next Modern Warfare game…

Because you couldn't carry over the crazy victorian anti-hero racism and sexism and violence into a modern studio movie without exploding everyone's heads. Saying "Things were different back then", "It's a satire of Victorian literature" or "The main character is *supposed* to be an asshole" are arguments that are…

Yeah, like, Eastern? With all the strikes? (And I think we discussed this earlier at some point actually, 757s being overpowered and all…feel free to ignore me I'm having a serious bout of deja vu today…)

Yeah, like, Eastern? With all the strikes? (And I think we discussed this earlier at some point actually, 757s being overpowered and all…feel free to ignore me I'm having a serious bout of deja vu today…)

For a brief period of time I assumed that "slash" fiction involved people fantasizing about murdering the characters. My introduction to the internet was a strange, traumatic process.

Oooh THOSE EYES, MOTHERFUCKER!