Be sure to catch "Fluffer"…but really you should just watch the whole thing, it's not like catching up on Fringe or something, there's only two seasons and it's not heavy lifting.

Well there's the annual benefit for victims of CancerAIDS at the Elephant and Castle on Wabash.

Well…sort of. Aerojet's design for the SRBs featured a single-piece case for the motor, and Aerojet and Thiokol (now ATK) did compete for the contract, but saying that Aerojet's design was the original one and it had to be changed is a bit disingenuous. Aerojet's production facility is on the coast so transporting to…

If this is any indication, we're becoming dangerously unstable.

METALLURGY BEFORE DISHONOR

Again, basically any mechanical system this complicated breaks after, say, 15 hours of continuous operation. Small unimportant parts break first and then more significant parts break until the whole thing has ceased to function. We start worrying when we design robots that can fix themselves and other robots and also…

So I'm guessing he'll be relieved of command of a homicide unit because he was unwilling to commit his detectives to an attack on a well-fortified Indian casino?

(horrified face)

Not a weather man,
Don't know if it's gonna rain,
I'm the voice of a generation,
I do a lot of cocaine.

Aw, Hell Naw…

What about PCP? I wanna see Hannah screaming at everyone about how beautiful she is and they can all go straight to hell and then she starts jogging up and down the street with her funny gait snapping the antennas off of cars.

Drugs, the poor-man's Dracula…

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!…

Surprisingly? That sounds exactly as disgusting as it was. Like you'd get a yeast infection in your sinuses or something.

Those of us who revere Guilliermus Xrist as the revealed lord of the thirteenth temporal realm are shocked and offended by your slanders. Your IP address has been illegally obtained by our frighteningly large surveillance unit and you will be hearing from our lawyers presently.

Okay I don't get this reference, is Rick Steves known for being stoned all the time or something?

Oh, you mean coitus.

(blows raspberry)

I'm an aerospace engineer who employs statistical methods to predict events for a living and for fuck's sake even I couldn't make heads or tails of that book (which is largely about those things). The people who say they get it are liars.

But it's…