It would have still been an impossible plot but it would have made a lot more sense if it was China. The North Koreans invading is just too laughable for words.

It would have still been an impossible plot but it would have made a lot more sense if it was China. The North Koreans invading is just too laughable for words.

Yup. They really shouldn't build them in the North.

Yup. They really shouldn't build them in the North.

It's the flashback episode "Confessions of a Cigarette Smoking Man"…he shoots Martin Luther King Jr. and then the next day he says it to Mulder's father at the Shadow Government potluck.

It's the flashback episode "Confessions of a Cigarette Smoking Man"…he shoots Martin Luther King Jr. and then the next day he says it to Mulder's father at the Shadow Government potluck.

I've always thought that the original Red Dawn was kind of the classic of it's own little genre of one. I've always enjoyed it immensely.

I've always thought that the original Red Dawn was kind of the classic of it's own little genre of one. I've always enjoyed it immensely.

That's the sort of laser-like focus you can expect from a Marine….

That's the sort of laser-like focus you can expect from a Marine….

"Ich bin Schnappi, das Kleine Krokodil"
"Ich bin Schnappi, das Kleine Krokodil"

Well…they haven't had control of that prison for some time but the Marines used to maintain a fighter squadron at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Air Station. I'm not sure when thaey stopped, probably in the 70s. It's not unreasonable to think that the Soviets would set up operations at the local airport, and when time came…

Well…they haven't had control of that prison for some time but the Marines used to maintain a fighter squadron at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Air Station. I'm not sure when thaey stopped, probably in the 70s. It's not unreasonable to think that the Soviets would set up operations at the local airport, and when time came…

I remember reading a copy I found in my classroom in middle school. Even back then there didn't seem to be any point as to why this invasion was taking place…

I remember reading a copy I found in my classroom in middle school. Even back then there didn't seem to be any point as to why this invasion was taking place…

You took it off when before you took a nap on the couch and while you were out it rolled into one of the cracks between one of the cushions.

You took it off when before you took a nap on the couch and while you were out it rolled into one of the cracks between one of the cushions.

This is awesome news. They shoulda just kept going after Songs for the Deaf…

This is awesome news. They shoulda just kept going after Songs for the Deaf…

Touching Alan Moore's majestic beard can cure scrofula. Modern science has no explanation for this fact.