Touching Alan Moore's majestic beard can cure scrofula. Modern science has no explanation for this fact.

ALL HAIL GLYCON. GLYCON IS TOTALLY REAL YOU GUYS.

ALL HAIL GLYCON. GLYCON IS TOTALLY REAL YOU GUYS.

I'm sorry Daughter /I want you to take these / I want you to take them home 'cuz tonight/ I'm cleaning out my crawlspace.

I'm sorry Daughter /I want you to take these / I want you to take them home 'cuz tonight/ I'm cleaning out my crawlspace.

Shouldn't you be Carpathidocious then? 

Shouldn't you be Carpathidocious then? 

Lou Bega, weirdly. 

Lou Bega, weirdly. 

Oh, I know, Lupus!

Oh, I know, Lupus!

Well yeah I guess I was thinking the latter but you're totally right.

Well yeah I guess I was thinking the latter but you're totally right.

T-Dogg. Never Forget.

T-Dogg. Never Forget.

This dude gets people every single time. You know what, I don't even hate you any more, Popular Mobilization, you're proving what a strongly worded gimmick just inside the realm of what a wacko might actually say can accomplish. Bravo Zulu.

This dude gets people every single time. You know what, I don't even hate you any more, Popular Mobilization, you're proving what a strongly worded gimmick just inside the realm of what a wacko might actually say can accomplish. Bravo Zulu.

Sure it's a nuclear postapocalyptic world, but you'll be glad to know that nothing can destroy family law firms! These guys are like effing cocroaches.

Sure it's a nuclear postapocalyptic world, but you'll be glad to know that nothing can destroy family law firms! These guys are like effing cocroaches.

Claire Danes by a country mile. She contorts her mouth all weird (which is not unrealistic, Danes must just have some deep well of sorrow she can call on at will).