Port of Baltimore you say? Maybe we can sell them to the Greeks? Just make sure they have a sunroof.

For God’s sake Ween had a song about it.

My gym is already full of new years future failers. I wish them well and will be glad to offer encouragement. Just rerack your goddamn weights, please.

But what if your car is paid off?

Buddy Ryan was 85 years old, you dolt.

This is bad kinja.

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

(millennial scoff) “I’ve seen baggier shirts with more flames”