If rawhide=chew toys, and rawhide=animal skins, then animal skins=chew toys. Bongos are covered in animal skins, therefore bongos are chew toys.

Yeah...but most of these are REALLY UGLY penises. Especially those zombie looking Penis Brothers.

"Bay" Sorry, fans.

My thought was this: Given that the pilots survived, and conveniently ignoring the distruction of very expensive property, that's a streak of fiery technological drama that would make Michael "Nothing But Fx" Bay jealous.

I just wonder if the birds in the cage are helping with his breathing problems.

You offer best wishes to all of the girls, and congratulate their husband. To congratulate a bride is to suggest that she's lucky to have found a husband. Even one she shares with eleven other girls.

Mostly I just see fugly.

Fun fact: I worked for DeLaurentiis in the early '80s. A group of us were on the lot very late at night after a 15 hour day, when someone mentioned that some of the costumes and props from Conan and Dune had arrived for storage. Needless to say, we couldn't resist trying them on for a little mash-up reenactment. It…

Based on that Life & Style Magazine cover photo, I hope that Teresa Giudice's Dominican prison wife will let her try out for the Danbury Federal Correction Institute's highly anticipaged production of Peter Pan. It's said to be set in a McMansion in the nicest Camden, New Jersey subdivision. In this production, Peter…

Errrrrrrgh! The fucking chewing gum just tap dances on my last nerve. Especially at this god-awful moment.

All I saw is AW getting peter while scrubbing the pans. The dude wiped ass/pussy smeg off his face—lame soft-core porn! This show is insufferable; that "we're so in touch" music is even worse. I hate it as much as I hated QAF, which is an eternal damning hate.

Thanks—I saw the cleaning kits online. I have been informed by a friend in restaurant chemical sales that the rinsing agent is very important—it prevents grease from building up on walls and gaskets in the dishwasher and that rancid grease is a likely culprit for the odor. Good tip, too—be sure to run citrus peels…

Cruise was really good—we actually saw this because we had time to kill before a reservation—but I love Emily Blount in everything she does. She's one of the best talents around, moving easily between historical drama like The Young Victoria, a badass fighter/trainer in Edge of Tomorrow, and a singing (I didn't…

Of course I googled it and it seems pretty common, but nobody could 'splain it. You're exactly right about not shutting moisture in, though—that's part of the problem.

You've got it—last roommate I ever had. Now just goin' on twenty years with the Ol' Ball and Chain!!

As a youngster I was asked to depart my roommate's condo forever because I chronically left breakfast dishes in the sink. Which was fine anyway because her menthol-cigarette chain-smoking psychopath boyfriend was moving in.

Hell yes, that oatmeal can stab you! I just put hot water in the bowl and set it aside. I refuse to do battle with a baked-on Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

This is an exact drawing of the construction of my dishwasher racks. I am please to report that I have been loading the machine correctly all along. It's also very quiet, incidentally—a Samsung 800 or something like that.

Likewise. That's why we're here. I hope you stay healthy, with or without. My sister's whole family looked like "Walking Dead" extras last week. I offered to go to the pharmacy but didn't hang around!

Your "facts" fly right in the face of hard science and resulting empirical data. There are big offices around here missing lots of employees because people with the "I never get the flu" attitude skipped the free inoculation when the employer offered it. A perfectly healthy, happy, athletic teenaged girl died locally…