The boyfriend of the seller of a historic home I bought and remodeled apparently tried to hang himself in the stairwell using a thin leather belt. The belt broke right away and he fell to the floor. This was disclosed to me by my realtor—also a personal friend—who said he was supposed to tell me.

I kinda like ZacRod. Cuz I've spent some time thinking about that.

Back in the late 70s to early 80s there were stores in downtown Manhattan that sold vintage 20s-50s men's clothes cheap—a lot of it still bearing the original labels. I was 6-3, 150 pounds and I thought I looked COOL in zoot suits with perforated wingtip bluchers. I wasn't the only one-there were other guys in the…

Exactly. Some octogenarian gentlemen never got the memo about pants no longer being cut this way.

Gillian Welch and David Rawlings.

Honestly, really had to do an advanced search of the cranial server to place that pic.

Ugh, brings to mind a pronunciation that drives me to the brink. My in-laws pronounce the name of your state HIGH-wah-yuh. Every time one of them says it, I say something like, "Oh, I love huh-wahy-ee." They never notice. (I want to say, "So when were you there last, Jed Clampett?" but I bite my tongue) But then,…

Just shocking that one can live on this earth for 50 years without running into a dissertation and defense on the art and practice of pussy maintenance, and then suddenly learn that an agency of the NFL has expounded on the subject by treating grown women like they're in a 1955 girl's hygiene class at Rydell High.

Really good stuff, Kelly. You certainly nailed the really important stuff.

It's no worse that "hickeys" or "monkey bites." Grosssssss! I saw a 14 year old redneck couple at a department store the other day and they were obviously quite proud of their hickeys. Reminded me of the white trash in high school—I actually don't think I'd seen such a thing since then.

Nice automatic default to "cocksucking faggots", you fucking piece of shit.

The many college girls I used to employ would swoon at the very mention of his name. So I did a quick Google and said to them , "What? Twinky boy—really? As a gay man I forbid the continuation of this infatuation at once!" Which they all ignored.

On the contrary: I loathe Donald Trump and think that his attachment to the "birther movement" is one of the most idiotic stunts in recent political history. I recently posted a picture of Trump's gilded penthouse palace as iconic of bad taste. I am as Liberal as they get.

The next time you make $90 million a year spelling something, I would love to hear about it. Beyoncé has lawyers—a whole phalanx of them—that write her contracts, riders and all. And you just called her stupid.

Hi Pete! One of my favorite places on earth! Weather, people, food, architecture, history—the best of everything.

YES! I want to see Michelle featured in a vaginal rejuvenation ad, complete with before and after photos. Jim-Bob must have a thing for meat curtains.

Sounds wonderful. Hopefully men 4 men are welcome.

Was reading on mobile and clicked on the pig log as I sat down, completely missing my desk chair. Hilarious and I bet everyone on the LISTSERV thought so too! (Not at all.) A little levity! Mmm-hmmm!

Just cannot believe how irresponsible people are with kids. Last week we stood behind a very Mother Jones looking couple and their two kids—eight and eleven, maybe, as we all waited to get into "Book of Mormon". The dad was all proud "yay, we scored tickets too, blah blah blah..." and I said to my partner "Gee, how do…

Ohmygodilovelovelove 'em but I concur with J. Swift, who said: